Kingdom Hearts Originally Had Chainsaws

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[Gerazzi]

actually,the newest one is gonna have a chainsaw themed keyblade.

oh god dammit, Disney hath lost all credibility.
SECRETLY EVIL COMPANY ALERT!

 

[lwm3398]

actually,the newest one is gonna have a chainsaw themed keyblade.

oh god dammit, Disney hath lost all credibility.
SECRETLY EVIL COMPANY ALERT!

no,no,it's actually the company who makes the game, not disney!

 

[Erana]

To be fair to Nomura, the Kingdom Hearts series' Heartless enemies are sort of zombie-esque, and there are few better weapons for slaughtering zombies (or defenseless teenagers). I suppose if you were stretching, you could also make the argument that, much like the Keyblade, a chainsaw has the power to unlock a person's heart... in a manner of speaking, anyway.

I dunno... Chainsaws, along with lawn mowers and cast-iron skillets, are the ultimate close-range anti-zed weapon, but I'd have to say that the shotgun is the classic firearm of zombie kickass-ery.

 

[gunningyoudown]

i would of considered finishing the games to see more limns being torn off

 

[Pimppeter2]

Damn it, why couldn't they just not say anything. Now we spend the rest of our days wondering

 

[BehattedWanderer]

I don't think the two would have really been compatible, although that may just be because I keep picturing Jack's chainsaw from Madworld. Nah, I'll say that the switch to the iconic keyblade was a good move.

 

[timmytom1]

Disney characters with chainsaws? i`m sold

 

[Soxafloppin]

Wow, that would of been SOOO much better!

 

[Magnatek]

Yes! Proposal for another Kingdom Hearts world: Evil Dead! That would be awesome.

 

[Pinstar]

Keyblade down from a chainsaw...I can see that and I don't blame anyone. I just wished they could have given Goofy a more substantial weapon than a shield. If they were worried about something other than a shield making Goofy look violent they could have had him just do martial arts. I'd pay to watch Goofy-Fu and I'm sure the animators would have had fun with that.

 

[RoyalStranger]

Just thinking of that makes me wonder how certain levels in the games would have played out. They should seriously make a special edition version with the chainsaws.

 

[Salmaras]

The keyblade is nice, but there is no door you can't eventually destroy with a chainsaw

 

[LeonLethality]

I just can't picture Sora with a chainsaw. Mickey Mouse onthe other hand, is all to easy to imagine with a chainsaw.

in south park he had one

 

[Ninja_X]

I think the keyblade works better honestly.

 

[Magnatek]

I think the keyblade works better honestly.

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This would have been better

Imagine that in a Front Mission game. That would be strange, yet at the same time, satisfying.

 

[ffxfriek]

I wish that the chainsaw was an alternative, then Sora would be pictured more as a crazy psychopath, a character I'd rather play as.

heh that would be awesome though can you imagine when you fight sephiroth. have him instead of his giant ass katana its a giant ass chain saw. how much MORE awesome could that get?

 

[Pendragon9]

I think the keyblade works better honestly.

This would have been better

DAMNIT! Now I have to change my pants. That's more awesome than I could ever imagine.

 

[Fritzvalt]

Why do I have this horrible (Horrible being synonymous with awesome) mental image of something refered to aw "True Kingdom Hearts," where Sora is a middle-aged man who has escaped from an asylum. Using a chainsaw he goes for and butchers anything in sight, operating under the delusion that he is commanded by his favorite childhood cartoon characters. Sort of KH meets Son of Sam meets Leatherface.... ROCKSTAR NORTH, I NEED YOU FOR THIS!