Trishbot said:
My questions (WITH SPOILERS):
1) How does Batman survive the fusion bomb at the end? He was shown to be in the cockpit of his plane mere seconds before detonation, and the blast radius was at least 6 miles. They said "autopilot", but I didn't see him eject in time. Also, he would then land in the icy water, in full body-armor, and either sink like a rock or freeze to death in minutes. Plus, if he swam to shore, someone would've spotted him.
Minor issue, but one that is valid nonetheless. Had this movie been a stronger movie then this point would be overlooked and handwaved as "He's Batman." In this movie, there needed to be something other than "Autopilot" to help explain this. Even if was something like an eject button for the Batsuit. (which isn't to say that an eject button for the batsuit is a good idea, just one that would help stall the problem of swimming in the full batsuit.)
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2) How did Batman get INTO Gotham in the first place? He was stripped of all his gear and belongings and Gotham was entirely cut off from the rest of the world. How'd he get into the city?
This is a fairly minor quibble, which I don't think really needs to be explained. There's ice connecting the island to the mainland, which is good enough for a character like Batman.
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3) The giant, flaming bat-signal on the bridge. Yeah, it's cool and all, but when did Bruce get the time to climb the bridge (monitored by both police and criminals) and prep it with gasoline all over... and then calmly wait at the bottom for Gordon's execution to spring the signal?
A minor quibble, though it does have more validity to it than the question about how Batman got back into Gotham. I'm willing to let it go, but I wouldn't be adverse to a bit of an explanation.
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4) If the goal of the League of Shadows with Ra's Al Ghul was to eliminate the problems of Gotham by destroying the city, and 8 years later Gotham is practically crime-free, citizens are living peacefully, and Batman himself is retired, why on earth would they attack? Gotham HAD peace. They're the ones that caused all the problems.
My take on that issue is that the League of Shadows is not connected to this directly. The destruction of Gotham is a way for Talia to avenge and honour her father, and is no longer a direct action taken by the League of Shadows.
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5) If the true aim of the League, Talia, and Bane was to dupe Bruce into giving them the bomb, why did they jeopardize their plan by staging massive terrorist attacks that served no real purpose other than to get their men killed and put their plan at risk?
This question can't be answered to any decent degree. My take on it is that Talia staged those attacks via Bane as part of her plan to break Batman.
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6) How did they know where Batman's armory was? The only ones that knew were both Bruce and Lucius Fox.
This issue is somewhat answered in the movie; Bane, via Daggett, has access to a great deal of blueprints for much of Gotham. He has also been a member of the Board of Governors for an unknown length of time, and has plans to take it over via stock and other legal ways. It is a small leap to him finding out about Lucius Fox's old job, seeing odd things on blueprints (for example, having far too much of a foundation for what the building needs in one location. Or that there are power lines running through an area marked "Boiler Room" or some such.) then putting two and two together.
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7) Batman's plane seriously was just camped out at the top of a building for nearly a year? He didn't even take it back to the cave. He just left it out in the open under a suspicious looking tarp and nobody found it?
That was rather silly, I agree whole heartedly.
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8) It may not be a plothole, but does the movie seriously expect me to think that a 10 year old girl has the strength and will to crawl out of a hole in the ground, but none of these strong, full-grown men could do it? Or, for that matter, they couldn't just build a ladder or something out?
Another decent question. The entire aspect of the cops underground for 4 months drove me nuts and I decided not to suspend my disbelief around it.
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9) People know who Bruce Wayne is. He's a rich, famous billionaire playboy. If Bill Gates faked his death and was then spotted in public, you'd think someone would notice.
Not necessarily. Also, they were far from Gotham at the time - somewhere in Europe, I believe. It is well within the realm of believably that Bruce Wayne could walk around in public without being recognized in Europe. I would imagine that if he was to simply dress like a normal guy and walk around Gotham, most people wouldn't put two and two together; much of what goes into our recognizing someone is them acting in a manner we expect them to act. Bruce Wayne getting out of a Porche and going into a 5 star restaurant is going to make people go "Bruce Wayne!". Bruce Wayne driving a used Honda Civic into a McDonalds drivethru and ordering a Big Mac meal with a coupon isn't going to make people think of Bruce Wayne.
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10) "You won't give up on me, will you Alfred?" "Never." -Batman Begins. Alfred totally gives up on him. Dammit, Alfred!
I took that as Tough Love from Alfred, but I think it was done very poorly. I had to actually sit back and think about what I thought Nolan was trying to do, and decided that it was supposed to be tough love. But I understand why it is seen as Alfred giving up on him - and I could be wrong with my interpretation. It could be Alfred giving up on Bruce.
All in all, I'm vastly amused that Bob was so gung ho on the Avengers and so down on TDKR. But I guess it comes down to expectations; we expected that the Avengers was going to screw it up, and it didn't. Ergo it is a great movie. We expected that TDKR was going to be a great movie, and it wasn't. Ergo it is a bad movie. TDKR is a meal from a Steakhouse, but the meat is overcooked, the potato was too small, the steaksauce was ketchup and the waiter was unprofessional. The Avengers was a Double Quarter Pounder meal from McDonalds that lived up to the standards of McDonalds.
I'd still rather eat the meal at the steakhouse than a meal from McDonalds.