And now a Fox News special report on a threat to our country.Brad Shepard said:
*Glenn Beck program starts* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82joK_g3DGI]
My fellow countrymen, the Japanese haven't actually given up on their World War II mission to destroy the values and sovereignty us Americans hold dear. They took animation, one of our grand cultural facets, and bastardized it, then perverting it into the un-Christian, anti-family monstrosity it is now. It's very apparent when you see our kids reading their sick "manga" that Japan is encroaching on our very art, and it's further apparent when it takes away good shelf space from genuine American superheroes in our book stores. If this violation of common patriotism doesn't offend you, look at this Korean man. He married a pillowcase of a girl in one of these sick cartoons. *starts waterworks* If this *sob* doesn't convince you *slight whine* of the perversion Japan is foisting on us *some whining*, then you have no decency as an American.
*breaks down in tears*
I'm sorry, I'm just so concerned for the well-being of our culture, and I'm so afraid that it's all gonna fade away because these smut peddlers like Viz, Tokyopop, and Del-ray, that can hardly call themselves patriotic, along with the Japanese who wish to destroy us, have a grip on our children. And you know who else is to blame? Barack Hussein Obama. Sure, this pervertedness has been distributed well before his presidency, but isn't it interesting that he came from Hawaii, you know, the state with Pearl Harbor? Isn't it also interesting that these...cartoons happened to start being imported in the 60's, the decade he was born? And lastly, isn't it interesting how open our president wants to be with countries who explicitly hate our guts. I just ask, America, that you think on these points and question with boldness.
...wow, that was a lot of effort I put into a response to a one-off Fox joke. Also, note that I don't actually watch Glenn Beck's show, so my impersonation is suspect.
