Korean Otaku Marries Anime Body Pillow

[Russian_Assassin]

Oh Lord why have you forsaken us?

 

[Hollock]

awww,isn't that sweet?

 

[NeuroticMarshmallow]

Well if he mysteriously dies of suffocation. We'll know why.

In all seriousness,this makes me a sad. Its a pillow...A PILLOW. I understand people are passionate bout certain things (lik anime) but....but...ITS A PILLOW

 

[knight steel]

^_^ O_O T_T -__-.These are all the reactions i had after seeing this in chronological order.Life is weird.

 

[Sparrow]

I don't... even... but... how...?

How the hell did that wedding ceremony go? "You may now kiss the pillowcase"? "Do you take this pillowcase to be your lawfully wedded linen"? "Do you promise to stand by each other, in sickness, and in health, laundry days excluded"?

What the hell did he use in place of a ring? A freaking hula-hoop? What are the laws on divorce here? Does the pillowcase get 50% of his belongings if they split? Does the pillowcase take his last name?

So many jokes. So little time.

 

[Ragsnstitches]

Sooooo.... he's going to have to make his own sandwich?

Not the first crazy korean story I've heard, but certainly the funniest.

I blame society, for allowing people like this to exist (joke... sort of)

 

[dante brevity]

Why this is bad: Social conservatives in U.S. will point to this as the end of the slippery slope we'll be on if we allow gay marriage. Does anybody remember Rick Santorum? He was convinced hay marriage would lead to incest and bestiality. Marriage to a pillow will get put in the same basket.

 

[dante brevity]

Hope it don't get knocked up.

Hate to see a bunch of little throw pillows running around.

 

[lenneth]

Thanks man.
(grabs a Samus pillow and locks his door)

er... what are you planning with that samus pillow??

never mind. what you do behind closed doors, I sure as hell don't want to know about it.

Ohhh so just because i have a Samus pillow im going to sleep with it....wait...what?
Lol.
Nothing Sexual, i love Samus but i wouldn't go as far as this guy.
If i ever actually got a Samus pillow id just frame it or sell it on ebay.
It would probably go for a fortune.

Odds are that somewhere where these pillows are sold they have game characters as well as anime girls, so it might only go for retail price (less if its been "used")

I may sound like an idiot for saying this but, what is otaku mean?

Valid question, wrong spelling

Otaku(o-tah-ku): A fan on an extremely obsessive level. In Japan, a derogatory term. Used anywhere outside of Japan, otaku automatically refers to an anime obsessio

 

[senorcromas]

C'mon, Korea, you were the cool one!

Sure, You were kind of obsessive over games, but...

 

[Thatsomebody]

Jesus Christ marrying an inanimate object is going to the extreme he's marrying a fucking pillow there's something wrong with that guy

 

[Brad Shepard]

what in the hell! First a DS, now a Pillow that most likley has a hole in it, whats next?

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

Can't wait to see the kids. >.<

Calumon: Humans are boring and weird. Why can't we all love me?

First off:shutup calumon your not helping ease the pain

second off: korea has reached a new level of crazy

 

[JakBandit2208]

I wonder what his kids will look like...

 

[WastedHero]

I bet they engage in a lot of pillow talk.

I wonder if she's as light as a feather.

I think he'll get annoyed when he finds out all she wants to do is lay in bed all day.

....omg, I'm so sorry I couldn't help it.

...

...one more, the term "Make the bed" has a whole new meaning for him.

 

[lhin]

good news gents! he won't be able to procreate, that's one less retard off the world gene pool.

 

[Lullabye]

good news gents! he won't be able to procreate, that's one less retard off the world gene pool.

Heh, this is the first thing I thought.

what in the hell! First a DS, now a Pillow that most likley has a hole in it, whats next?

At least eh D.S had an A.I. I mean, a pillow isn't much in the way of a conversationalist now is it?

 

[Brad Shepard]

good news gents! he won't be able to procreate, that's one less retard off the world gene pool.

Heh, this is the first thing I thought.

what in the hell! First a DS, now a Pillow that most likley has a hole in it, whats next?

At least eh D.S had an A.I. I mean, a pillow isn't much in the way of a conversationalist now is it?

ok... you have a point, i just want to see the DS guy's DS die in the middle of... somthing, he will have a heart attack.

 

[Sennz0r]

I'm thinking that "losing my faith in humanity" every time someone from the far east does something we regard as completely insane and losing faith in humanity-worthy might be a big waste of time and effort. Clearly we can't measure their actions with our standards, so the appropriate response according to me is this:

*Points and laughs.*