Korean Otaku Marries Anime Body Pillow

[Sir Kemper]

Face meet palm.


Seriously? I mean, just... seriously? Love Pillows are creepy enough, MARRYING one just push's the creepy way too far.

 

[Alex The Rat]

Resist urge to comment
Resist urge to comment
Resist urge to comment
darn it i just cant resist, does the pillow have a hole?

Of course it does, how else would it ea... OHH!
...

 

[Lullabye]

good news gents! he won't be able to procreate, that's one less retard off the world gene pool.

Heh, this is the first thing I thought.

what in the hell! First a DS, now a Pillow that most likley has a hole in it, whats next?

At least eh D.S had an A.I. I mean, a pillow isn't much in the way of a conversationalist now is it?

ok... you have a point, i just want to see the DS guy's DS die in the middle of... somthing, he will have a heart attack.

Heh, I could see already. Him and her(?) on their anniversary, and the battery runs out halfway through the dinner, and the rushes over to the hospital.
Hmm, I can't wait till mainstream media catches wind of this.

 

[Brad Shepard]

good news gents! he won't be able to procreate, that's one less retard off the world gene pool.

Heh, this is the first thing I thought.

what in the hell! First a DS, now a Pillow that most likley has a hole in it, whats next?

At least eh D.S had an A.I. I mean, a pillow isn't much in the way of a conversationalist now is it?

ok... you have a point, i just want to see the DS guy's DS die in the middle of... somthing, he will have a heart attack.

Heh, I could see already. Him and her(?) on their anniversary, and the battery runs out halfway through the dinner, and the rushes over to the hospital.
Hmm, I can't wait till mainstream media catches wind of this.

and 5 bucks says they blame it on Anime, not this guys mental stuper. (Turns TV to Fox News)

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[Uberjoe19]

This is just fucking sad. It's pretty obvious this guy couldn't get a real girl to marry him.

 

[The Great Zegrool]

WHAT!

Why would that pillow settle for such a below-average man.

Come on, pillow, you deserve better than him! I bet he won't even get you new pillowcases too!

[small]If you, uh, wanna come over to my house for comfort, I'm here anytime.[/small]

 

[molester jester]

future domestic arguments
1. how come i go out to work and you just lie about in bed ?
2. why are you sitting on my wife's face ?
and 3. you will just sleep with anybody won't you ?

( might have been done already, could not be bothered checking all 5 pages )

 

[Starke]

My head meats hurt.

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

Oh, those craaazy asians... Things are so odd over there, rape-based video games, men marrying pillows and video games, drinks with "piss" in the name... will the craziness ever end?

Edit -

answer to moral question about sexbots. Yes, I will marry one, and should, in the midst of the robot apocalypse, she decide to kill me, I would be cool with that.
Other than a sexbot though, marrying a body pillow is about a alright as my not so lawful marriage to my playstation 2.

You'd best not marry them sexbots. You'd anger the Space Pope.

Spoiler

Won't somebody please think of the Space Pope?!

 

[Quiet Stranger]

Now this isn't racism I'm about to spout, but is it just me or are Korean, Chinese and Japanese nerds just a touch more demented than any other nerds?

I just don't get it, why are they the crazy ones?

Well (IM USING SARCASM!) they have no souls, why do you think they're at good at video games? But yeah they're the nerdiest when it comes to things like this, it just has to do with what you're mostly exposed to growing up

 

[Ph0t0n1c Ph34r]

Now this isn't racism I'm about to spout, but is it just me or are Korean, Chinese and Japanese nerds just a touch more demented than any other nerds?

I just don't get it, why are they the crazy ones?

You are 100% correct. They are completely batshit insane. And I have no idea why.

 

[SecondmateFlint]

Woo!





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Thanks man.
(grabs a Samus pillow and locks his door)

Oh wait...that's weird...

OT: So what if he actually falls in love (AHAHAHA) but I'm talking purely hypothetical here. Would he have to divorce his pillow? Or could he just...throw it out and call it a done deal...

 

[Dorian6]

This could easily be the most depressing thing I've ever read.

Two men who love each other can't get married, but this guy can marry an inanimate object?

WTF dude?

 

[engineermk2004]

Before I would have said "only in Japan", now I say "only in Asia". As far as getting busy with non-humans, though, I'd say the Japanese are still on the cutting edge; what with their selection of specialized "companion" robots.

 

[Joey245]

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!!!!!

I think that sums up what I have to say. Ain't punctuation grand?

In all seriousness, what is this guy's problem? Even I'M not this pathetic (and I have an imaginary girlfriend...not that I ever tell...goddammit.)

 

[UnravThreads]

What.
A.
Tit.

 

[Nicarus]

I'd give a picture or something of an epic facepalm, but I don't have the right one to describe this one. Er...or any for that matter.

EDIT: I also opted to stay off the marriage laws aspect to keep myself from raging, but I'm finding it difficult to resist the tantrum. I mean, doesn't this just slap all good citizens in the face?

 

[InquisitorRaekan]

Realistic looking human computers has been something everyone has thought of, and some have been turned into movies but you have to see it from their point of view. You cannot be rejected, you cannot be made fun of, and you cannot be judged by an inanimate object. Nobody would want to work to get the love of their life if they can just make one, no matter what your answer to that is in the end its true. Now this is a good example, the man married his pillow and we all find it hilarious but if he married something that looked human and more-or-less acted human than it wouldn't be seen as taboo.(or at least that severe)

 

[CyanLink]

Can't think of anything to say. In utter shock so I'll just quote the comment I feel expresses my feelings about this.

........im going back to bed.
Wake me up when people can think rationally again.

See you...never.

We've always been this crazy, we just never had worldwide news to broadcast our craziness.

Isn't modern media amazing?

There we go.

EDIT: After a few moments of thought and about three pints of Jack I do have one more thing to say. If this is legal and gay marriage isn't we really need to reevaluate our moral values.