Lady Throws Wii at Boyfriend, Hilarity and Jailtime Ensues

Mistermixmaster

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IamSofaKingRaw said:
Playstation. It Does Everything.
Except Playstation 2 games! *ba-dum-tish*

Well damn, that's some crazy stuff. Good thing that the woman got sent to jail, 'cause if it was the other way around (the man doing the throwing) he would definitely go to jail. Hopefully they both learned something valuable from this.
 

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He's lucky that she didn't threw it at his... WiiWii. Ouch.

Also, when i was a really small child, my mom had one of these craziness attacks. The bad thing is, that during the "dodgeball", one of the things that were destroyed (amongst some human flesh, radio and other things) was my favorite toy. And yes, i still remind her about this :D
 

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HankMan said:
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I'LL TELL YA WHAT TO DO!

Laugh! Because double standards are always funny!

Edit: Actually the "make me a sandwich" joke is still appliable in this situation. It would just be a lot funnier!
"HERE'S your dam sandwich you BASTARD!"
Hey you're right! :D
Wii Sandwich. Tastes like an italian plumber.
 

Asuka Soryu

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JJMUG said:
I thought the law here in the U.S was the man is always guilty in cases like this.
It was obviously his fault. Everyone knows Wii's are magneticaly charged to men.

How else do their "wii's" stay on?
 

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Well i guess he is now a Wii fanboy forever, imagine if she threw a PS3 at him.

of course, ive been ninjad about a billion times
 

Jim Grim

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I don't get it. A drunk, angry woman threw an object at her boyfriend,
Greg Tito said:
chipping two teeth and cutting his lip.
Ha ha, you couldn't make it up.
 

Jezzascmezza

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"Silly woman, that's not a sandwich... That's a Nintendo Wi-"
SMACK!!!
"Ah shit!!"

I'm sure that's how it went down...
 

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Hey, guys- when we're done laughing at domestic assault, can we go and make fun of bullied children, too? Or even the homeless- their predicament always cracks me up.
 

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TheJoojo said:
I think she misunderstood the concept of motioncontrol.
IamSofaKingRaw said:
Did it lag midway trough the air?

If it was the PS Move it would have been lag free from the time she threw it to the point of contact.

Playstation. It Does Everything.
will1182 said:
That's probably the most action that Wii has ever gotten...
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Why didn't he figure out that she was insane when she bought a Wii?
This thread is so full of win right now
 

Zykon TheLich

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Wabblefish said:
If you look on the internet there is more information on this story, the man is trying to take ownership of the house through some legal loophole or something.
...and the correct way to respond to any legal dispute is of course a console in the face.

Not sure if you were implying anything like that, but it gives me a chance to make a snarky comment so w/e.
 

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aldowyn said:
Anyway... Yeah, a Wii is a lot easier to throw than a PS3 or 360. I was amazed by how big the 360 was when I got it...
My only console is a first generation Xbox. Go figure :)
 

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Greg Tito said:
Perhaps Nintendo should put safety straps on the Wii console in addition to the strap that comes with Wii Remotes. Or perhaps the boyfriend should buy her one of these [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/103155-Wii-Remote-Finally-Modded-Into-a-Vibrating-Sex-Toy]?
Zing!