Lady Throws Wii at Boyfriend, Hilarity and Jailtime Ensues

[Nutcase]

Lady Throws Wii at Boyfriend, Hilarity and Jailtime Ensues

Is it the stance of The Escapist that domestic violence and assault is hilarious, or just your personal opinion?

Anyway, real class there, Greg.

 

[LadyMint]

That is hilarious, but I don't see how this is really gaming-related news. She was being drunk and violent. It could have been a Nintendo Cinderblock within her hand's reach and she would have thrown it all the same.

 

[Motakikurushi]

Seems that people everywhere are using the Wii for a wide variety of purposes, except for playing video games.

 

[MasterChief892039]

What an awful woman. And Escapist, you post so many gender equality-positive articles, why the political incorrectness here with the word "hilarity"? Domestic abuse is never funny, and that man now has two permanently chipped teeth. Have you ever chipped a tooth? It fuckin' hurts man.

Anyway, maybe this will give wiihaveaproblem.com a reason to finally update their site?

 

[murphy7801]

See why the PC would be a better choice for a gaming device? Because she couldn't lift and throw a 15Kg tower.

Though PS3 on that theory is the worst because might have just enough weight to be lethal yet just liftable.

 

[Reagus]

Anyway, maybe this will give wiihaveaproblem.com a reason to finally update their site?

The funniest thing i've read on this thread ^^

 

[Madmanonfire]

Hahahahahahahaha, Sounds like she was throwing a Wii-fit!

Sorry about that......

Now this is a funny post.
Much unlike all the retarded anti-Wii posts that were made. (no surprise)

 

[SelectivelyEvil13]

Did it lag midway trough the air?

If it was the PS Move it would have been lag free from the time she threw it to the point of contact.

Playstation. It Does Everything.

So true! And I wonder what would happen if she tried a Kinect?

"Microsoft Kinect: Without holding anything, make the motion of hurling an object at your target and the victim's face will register the movement and realistically respond by an immediate reaction of screaming, bleeding, and a trip to the hospital!"

Could have been worse though. If she was a Ninja and got a hold of those Wii-mote nun-chucks, he would have been dead before he could even be surprised that he is being assaulted by anything pertaining to video games.

P.S. And wouldn't a Wii-Fit balance board make for a better blunt object? I mean, at least it's cheaper than the actual Wii and when she was done bludgeoning the poor guy, she could play some Zelda or something...

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

The Nintendo Wii - Proving once again it's a gaming platform for getting you off your ass and getting you moving.

I see so many mentions of the PS3s...anyone remember the Neo-Geo? Now THAT would've done some serious damage.