last stand one-liner time
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If I'm already fatally wounded, I probably wouldn't be making much sense, and if I'm trying to be clever I would most likely screw it up. Something along the lines of:
"The time is DIE!!!" *drops dead
But if I was really in this situation, and still had every bit of sense with me (which I wouldn't with a wound that would kill me anyways, but still) I would try to say something that would catch them off guard and give me the upper hand. Like shouting, in an angry voice:
"YOU HAVE NICE HAIR!!!"
For that second of confusion, I will have the advantage.
"The time is DIE!!!" *drops dead
But if I was really in this situation, and still had every bit of sense with me (which I wouldn't with a wound that would kill me anyways, but still) I would try to say something that would catch them off guard and give me the upper hand. Like shouting, in an angry voice:
"YOU HAVE NICE HAIR!!!"
For that second of confusion, I will have the advantage.
Surrounded by countless of enemies in enemy terrain, almost out of ammo, threw my dagger earlier to kill 1 of them off, no conceivable chance of survival...............
"......balls."
"......balls."
"And I thought today was going to be a bad day."
(Drops lighter into large pool of gasoline we're all standing in).
Of course, this is assuming I'm some sort of hypothetical meta-badass rather than my usual self. But, you know what, if I'm already doomed, I may as well give the books something to talk about.
Also: My favorite (real one-liner) doesn't count because the guy survived his last stand.
(Throws knife into the ground) "No one will pass here today." -Lachhiman Garung
One man against 200 Japanese soldiers. He had just had his arm blown off.
(Drops lighter into large pool of gasoline we're all standing in).
Of course, this is assuming I'm some sort of hypothetical meta-badass rather than my usual self. But, you know what, if I'm already doomed, I may as well give the books something to talk about.
Also: My favorite (real one-liner) doesn't count because the guy survived his last stand.
(Throws knife into the ground) "No one will pass here today." -Lachhiman Garung
One man against 200 Japanese soldiers. He had just had his arm blown off.
I imagine you singing this and just dancing, while they watch. Then, when the music is over, they casually gun you down.Fetzenfisch said:
Awesome choice, though.
I take them out casually WHILE i am dancing and singing. A cut throat here, a snapped neck there, all whilst keeping the groove.Then i die finally of a heart attack while doing the governours daughter i just saved.Prof. Monkeypox said:
Funniest option?
"You are going to die SCREAMING like your sister nine months from now as she gives birth to my BASTARD CHILD!"
Best option?
"If I were a proper brother-captain, I would know the prayer we are supposed to say. But I think you all know what we have to do. We do not know what our chances of survival are, so we fight as if they were zero. We do not know what we are facing, so we fight as if it was the dark gods themselves. No one will remember us now and we may never be buried beneath Titan, so we will build our own memorial here. The Chapter might lose us and the Imperium might never know we existed, but the Enemy - the Enemy will know. The Enemy will remember. We will hurt it so bad that it will never forget us until the stars burn out and the Emperor vanquishes it at the end of time. When Chaos is dying, its last thought will be of us. That is our memorial - carved into the heart of Chaos. We cannot lose, Grey Knights. We have already won."
"You are going to die SCREAMING like your sister nine months from now as she gives birth to my BASTARD CHILD!"
Best option?
"If I were a proper brother-captain, I would know the prayer we are supposed to say. But I think you all know what we have to do. We do not know what our chances of survival are, so we fight as if they were zero. We do not know what we are facing, so we fight as if it was the dark gods themselves. No one will remember us now and we may never be buried beneath Titan, so we will build our own memorial here. The Chapter might lose us and the Imperium might never know we existed, but the Enemy - the Enemy will know. The Enemy will remember. We will hurt it so bad that it will never forget us until the stars burn out and the Emperor vanquishes it at the end of time. When Chaos is dying, its last thought will be of us. That is our memorial - carved into the heart of Chaos. We cannot lose, Grey Knights. We have already won."
Really depends for me, really, I'll vary.
My friend's major response is...
"...I pledge myself to conquer all the foes who stand
before the mighty gift bestowed in my unworthy hand
Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed
by the power you and I possess..."
And if they go running, well, they probably know what's coming.
As for me...
"Look at my hand, now back to me, now back to my hand, back to me, I'm holding a gun, all of you are shot, now back to me..."
Dunno why, I really like to solve problems like the Old Spice guy...
[img src="http://files.sharenator.com/Old_Spice_Guy_This_thread_is_now_diamonds_Old_Spice_Guy-s407x405-92855-580.jpg" /]
My friend's major response is...
"...I pledge myself to conquer all the foes who stand
before the mighty gift bestowed in my unworthy hand
Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed
by the power you and I possess..."
And if they go running, well, they probably know what's coming.
As for me...
"Look at my hand, now back to me, now back to my hand, back to me, I'm holding a gun, all of you are shot, now back to me..."
Dunno why, I really like to solve problems like the Old Spice guy...
[img src="http://files.sharenator.com/Old_Spice_Guy_This_thread_is_now_diamonds_Old_Spice_Guy-s407x405-92855-580.jpg" /]
Should I be able to fight the enemy to a man, before succumbing to my own mortal wounds, I will look upon the damage done to my enemy and whisper:
"I am content with this"
Should I find myself against a single enemy, I shall be sardonic:
"First one to Hell buys the drinks, mine's a rum and coke"
"I am content with this"
Should I find myself against a single enemy, I shall be sardonic:
"First one to Hell buys the drinks, mine's a rum and coke"