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Lunar Templar

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mine: " your going to need more fodder " *charges*

one I'd use if i was bad ass enough to back it up: " I'm going to grind you fools to dust, an cast you to the wind"
may not like DBZ much any more, but that line was fucking EPIC

(also loved " I WILL be the last to fall this day" that was epic" )
 

ThreeWords

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I'd grin, and activate the tactical fusion bomb inside my torso. You don't need words for that kind of ending.

Oh, and then I'd watch the spreading wave of nuclear fire from orbit. Because I exist mainly as data these days, and the best you can do is kill off my remote units
 
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I've been using this threat a lot for the past week, done in a sufficiently threatening tone it's enough to make even me (the roughly 5', squishy nerd girl) sound intimidating. Granted, it's only been to my family, but it's still been my reaction to everything that's raged me:

"Look at me. *points at face* I will destroy everything you have ever done, ever Been, Ever, Loved. And I will do it, with, my fucking, TEETH."

It really helps to flash a cheshire-cat grin at this point. Also, braces, they'll really mess shit up.

I use this sort of thing all the time just to express frustration. So far, today, I've threatened the microwave, the shower, my sister and the lock to my front door. Fun times.
 

WhiteFangofWhoa

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"Give my regards to Hell."

"Share victory, share death. No one will ever be able to say they defeated me."

"Well...? What's wrong? Scared? ...You should be."
 

Black-6

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UWULR HUWURR UWAARRRLARLRRLWAAA!!!!!!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkxVhPT8trc
 

Philip Petrunak

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Said to my allies, the alive ones:
"FYI guys, if any of you die, I'll sodomize your corpse when I'm done killing these fucktards. Just a little thing to think about in case you decide to give up living."

I case I think I might not make it:
"Hey, listen... If I... If I don't make it out of here, tell my family I said something stirring, and clever that gave you the will to keep on living."


I'm by myself surrounded by enemies:
"Jokes on you guys, my species defecates after expiring. Enjoy the smell."
 

ChicagoTed

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As I walk through the valley in the shadow of death I shall fear no evil because I am the baddest mother fucker in the land!
 

CM156_v1legacy

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I would like to say something along the lines of "Alright you spineless motherf******, I'll show you what it means to be to stupid to run away! YahhhHH!!!"
 

XHolySmokesX

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"(evil laugh) It's funny that you think you have a chance, Ill show you the true maning of pain!"

Or maybe... just pull out a grenade and say "You come one step closer, ill pull the pin, and noone will be leaving here in once piece!"
 

Jinjiro

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"I've seen things you people wouldn't BELIEVE. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark, near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain. Time to die."

I probably haven't done those things but still, that's the best death scene I know of so I'd go with that! Even if it confused those surrounding me.
 

SuperVegas

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the start of this song


OR monster magnet - kiss of the scorpion

THIS TIME YOU SUCK THE COCK OF THE FIREGOD!
 

Gorog2

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I would just shake my head and prepare my staff if I had it, or just prepare to fight.
If Im going down, Im taken as many people as possoble. Misery loves company