last stand one-liner time

[popparik]

Several options:

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." (repeat as necessary)

"Kill for the love of killing. Kill for the love of Kali. Kill! Kill! Kill!"

"Ah, well; who wants to live forever? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

 

[rokkolpo]

" I EAT BABIES AND THEY GIVE YOU DIARRHEA"

I lolled.
OT: ''MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!''

 

[AlexKasper]

''Shit... forgot to put the bins out.''

 

[WolfEdge]

"You can't beat me. You NEVER could. And understand this..."

*Cocks gun*

"...You never will."

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

The road i take to hell WILL BE PAVED WITH YOUR BLOOD!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! KHORNE HIMSELF WILL DROWN IN THE BLOOD I WILL REND FROM YOUR PATHETIC BODIES!

I embrace the abyss, in the knowlegde you were damned the second this began.

You think this ends with me? You can never win, you can break my body, you can erase my memory and banish its ashes to the darkest void, but you can NEVER kill an idea. You have challenged the unkillable. You have already lost. It will never back down, it does not surrender, it does not tire, it is patient, it cannot be intimidated... ideas are bullet proof.

 

[Shirokurou]

I'll stick to something simple.

"Bring it!" or "Come on, the wait is killing me."

 

[Laurie Barnes]

"I knew this was gonna happen today. My coffee warned me."

 

[Quazimofo]

Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!

Spoiler: the meme evolves

ive made it a rule to not use any Japanese or any other languages unless i truly know what the words i know mean and even then i wont use them in excess since im not fluent in any languages (used to be in spanish lol)

Spanish eh?

I'd say:
"Tu madre trabaja de puta y Tu Padre es puto afeminado"

well that's not very nice now is it? (not fluent in spanish, i just know enough to make sense of that sentence)
but i shant translate. why? PORQUE YO NO QUIERO!!!!!!!!!

They *are* trying to kill me you know. I think calling their mother a whore and saying their dad is effiminate (didn't dare put the ruder slang I know) isn't too excessive.

OT again: DEUS VULT! (God wills it!) or Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius (Kill them all, God will know his own-that one is probably an incorrect paraphrase but ah well)

yeah, i guess it isn't. but i guess i thought you were insulting the poster rather than the army. anyway, i like your second ones because they sound a bit more epic than spanish yo mama jokes.

another one i would like to use if i have time. "this hand of mine glows with a great power......" (you know how it ends)

 

[The_Graff]

a classical touch is needed here.

"There is nothing proper in what you do here boy, at least try to do it properly"

 

[Nesutaa]

"Ask not for whom the bell tolls."
*Cracks knuckles and readies weapon*
"It tolls for thee."

Or if I knew I was going to die, I'd go the more sad route:

"Melissa,*looks to the sky as a single tear falls down my cheek* I'm sorry...

 

[Blights]

"TOO BAD IT'S ME, BLACKSMITH!"

Then run in and 4x Multicast dem' bitchez'

That, or "Let's roll the dice..."

... You can tell I've been playing alot of HoN

 

[FoolKiller]

Today is a good day to die.... for you.

 

[Lunar Shadow]

*snarl* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! *various growls and grunts*


When I get backed into a corner where it is me or them, I tend to berserk.

 

[thylasos]

"Would a career in academia, and being slightly nicer to people not have been more rewarding, maybe?"

 

[Nouw]

"Go on, make my day punks."

And die in a brilliant fashion.

 

[blankedboy]

" I EAT BABIES AND THEY GIVE YOU DIARRHEA"

Sounds like an Anal **** quote.


I don't have any lines because I'm uncreative ^^

 

[Spartan448]

"My name is Michael J. Cabbose. AND I HATE BABIES."
-Michael J. Cabbose, Blue Team, Red vs Blue

 

[La Barata]

One of two.
1. "I'm going out of this world the same way I came in: Screaming and covered in someone else's blood!"
2. DARASUUM KOTE!!

 

[Someone Depressing]

"JIBBERWOOWICKY!!!!"

(Idiot-ese for "God is A Bullshit Homo-Fag-Ma-Sexual...And he smells.")

 

[hawkeye52]

"its time to toss the dice" +1 for anyone who knows this