Laughably bad films

[Saltyk]

Ever watch Mystery Science Theater 3000? Anything they made fun of. The only reason those movies were watchable was the group making fun of them the whole time. I miss that show.

 

[Furioso]

The ultimate bad movie, a complete failure on every level, acting is of course, unbelievably bad, the story is so insane and terrible, at points the sound cuts out, there are scenes that hold on the scene for so long you actually see the actors turn to the director and mouth "what do I do" etc etc etc, and its hilarious

What in the fuck...

What that real or just a complete piss take?

Oh it's real, the director was interviewed and he was actually trying to be serious, he even says "it doesn't look that bad from afar" as a serious excuse

 

[mariodude23]

Battlefield Earth

Just Travolta's acting is so over the top and goofy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqWK85gJaxc

 

[l3o2828]

Every Batman movie ever made

I kindly disagree.
The Tim Burton ones were amazing, and really dark, so they weren't exactly funny in any way.
but if you are talking about Batman and Robin, then yes, but thats more cringe worthy than funny.

Also, The Room.

 

[malestrithe]

Howling 3: the Marsupials.

There is nothing scary about marsupial animals. Even though I know about their reputations for killing dogs in some rather vicious ways, Kangaroos are not scary to me and were kangaroos even less.

See also Night of the Lepus.

 

[weker]

Evil Dead 2 but it's meant to be like that at some point, just like Deadly premonition

 

[FamoFunk]

SNIP

SNIP

I just had a look on IMDb, apparently, "Birdemic II: The Resurrection 3D" is currently in filming...

I must get my hands on this one! D:

 

[PsychedelicDiamond]

Southland Tales

Hey guys lets have 4 separate plots and never connect them, the audience will totally understand everything.

This movie is just so terrible in every possible way.

That's a matter of opinion. I really, really liked Southland Tales. It had some rather glaring but it was still a really good movie.

 

[lacktheknack]

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/ol/olp

Obscurus Lupa lives, breathes, and sleeps films like this. Birdemic HAS to take about ten different cakes, though.

"Quick, hit them with coat hangers! ...For two good minutes!"

 

[saintdane05]

Star Wars Christmas Special. only seen the nostalgia critic review, but I can't understand why George Lucas ever thought it was good.

George Lucas denies its exsistence.

Think about that. The man who is proud of Jar Jar Binks, and screws up his movies, refuses to aknowledge that movie's exsistence.

 

[FlaktheFox]

You can more or less just say most of everything Uwe Bollhas done

 

[Soviet Heavy]

M. Night Shyalaman's The Happening.

The premise: something mysterious is causing thousands of people to drop what they are doing and commit suicide on the spot. It's a Hitchcockian premise for sure, but with an emphasis on the cock. This movie features some astonishingly absurd scenes, such as Mark Walberg trying to negotiate with a house plant, Zoey Deschanel's character outright admitting to being a wooden actress, a granny who headbutts windows, a hillbilly who shoots obnoxious children, and people being chased by a stiff breeze.

I think it is the best worst movie, because of the high production values, big names, and the genuinely sincere attempt to provide a thought provoking, terrifying, ecological parable. (It fails in every respect). It is that self-seriousness that makes it all the more hilarious to watch.

And the lady believing that suicide by Tiger was caused by terrorists.

 

[sharinganblossom25]

Birdemic. It seemed to have a budget of about two bucks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwSTDzaZ234

Just look at that copy paste effects! The learned what Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V means!

I just Laughed, SO MUCH!

However there is a big budget film series that anyone can laugh at because the acting is too bad and the as someone has mentioned lack of t shirts.

And that is *Drum roll*

TWILIGHT!!!!!

/Prepares flame shield

I'll just have to be behind that shield with you because Twilight is AWFUL. All of them. There is no argument to the contrary.

But, to add one of my own, I'll say House of Wax. Not only was it just plain bad, but Paris Hilton gets freaking impaled. I literally laughed until I cried. XD

 

[Virgilthepagan]

I'm overjoyed no one has mentioned this yet! Seriously, Herr Cage is underrepresented here...

My personal favorite (though half of the films he's in meet bad/good standards) is the Wicker Man: Behold, a horror film so bad the footage can be recut to look like a comedy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_mW8mBzmHo

Seriously. Cage must have breakfasted with ham every day of shooting.

edit: Still suck at putting up video clips in my posts, so I've just got the link

 

[The Night Shade]

Deadly prey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQySDbFb97s

also look for the hilarity videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdjNMLbwR3s&feature=related

 

[Robert Sanders]

I get the feeling that film was purposely bad. It's like they were going for "so bad it's good", but couldn't quite make it there.

 

[ljackstar]

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus is possibly the worst movie I've ever seen

 

[Edd4224]

Rubber, for... no reason.

Love that monologue. And some more words to make sure this does not count as low word ^_^

 

[BatSpork]

Mortal Kombat.

I can't understand why Paul Anderson thought it would be a good idea to make a very obviously fantasy-type video game into a movie with the technologies of 1995.

 

[octafish]

Spoiler: the clips

Honestly, I could just provide a photo of my DVD collection.

Wow Starcrash. That brings back memories. Hoff Memories.

Howling 3: the Marsupials.

There is nothing scary about marsupial animals. Even though I know about their reputations for killing dogs in some rather vicious ways, Kangaroos are not scary to me and were kangaroos even less.

See also Night of the Lepus.

Thylacines. They were thylacines not kangaroos. AKA The Tasmanian Tiger. It was the apex predator of Tasmania, until hunted to extinction by farmers, and Willem Dafoe.

Anyway, ZARDOZ, just ZARDOZ. The Gun is good. the penis is evil. Sean Connery in a red posing pouch.