Least Bad-Ass Game Character

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Plauged1

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thousandfaces said:
Plauged1 said:
Nero is a whiny *****. Mustadio from FF tactics just flat out sucks, Give me Balthier any day.
I beg to differ, mustadio kicks ass! He never missed any of my battles.
That bastard! He dies the second I even consider him to fight! It was almost impossible to beat his story missions because of the death magnet he had. Oh well.

I also forgot to mention Rebecca Chambers from RE0. Billy, save me! Billy, solve this puzzle! Billy, wait here with 50 mutated bugs and don't die although I wasted all the rifle bullets! What a *****...
 

Drakulla

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Sazh Katzroy from FF XIII. I'm so offended by this character. A Black man that thinks he's Japanese or is portrayed as if he were Japanese. and he's got an Afro with a damn baby chocobo in it. RE5 was bad enough, now this.They better not stereotype him and give him a bucket of chicken.
The only way Square Enix can make this right is if Sazh gets all up in Lightning's Ass as a mini game. Then we'll be strait. And he better not steal anything either.

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L4Y Duke

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Please. It's so obviously Guybrush Threepwood.

Sure, he's a thoroughly enjoyable character, but he is in no terms a bad-ass. Mostly due to his name.
 

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The Shade said:
Mario. He's a plumber who stomps on turtles while he's wacked out on mushrooms. What's to recommend there?
Think a little more into that, man...what if the turtles you see are actually people because he's crazed on account of the 'shrooms? That's alot of broken necks/backs he has caused.

Mario is pretty bad-ass if you think like that...and maybe a little murderous.
 

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slevin8989 said:
Chris redfield man i'm pretty sure he can't move since he's like the incredible hulk my grandma could walk up to him and stab him and he couldn't do anything to stop it
Are you kidding? Are you talking about Chris redfield, the person who fought Africa, the continent... and won?
On topic: Sora.
There are certain lines a badass does not cross. Singing "under the sea" in full mermaid attire for no particular reason is one of them.
 

rhyno435

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luigi, such a wimp

if you've seen one of his moves in SSBM or SSBB, he just runs with his eyes closed and flails his arms lol.

he is so scared of everything.
 

Kwatsu

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Guitarmasterx7 said:
On topic: Sora.
There are certain lines a badass does not cross. Singing "under the sea" in full mermaid attire for no particular reason is one of them.
I do like Kingdom Hearts, but that part was... no, I can't even begin to imagine what sort of justification was cooked up for that.

Then again, when I try and imagine how someone pitched the idea of Kingdom Hearts in the first place, I have to start with them spiking their boss's coffee beforehand.
 

Battle Medic

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Ian from fallout. That bastard always burst-fired me in the back, so I gave him the Old Yeller treatment.
 

Silva

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Probably Alex Kidd.

Rusty Bucket said:
Gordon bloody Freeman. Why everyone claims he's badass is beyond me. He's a mute scientist with a stupid beard.
If you were a mute scientist with a stupid beard who single handedly survived an alien holocaust of the Earth and impressed another alien race, then caused a rebellion which then saves the Earth from said holocaust, you would think yourself a badass. I would argue that Limitation + Results = Badass as much, if not more than Strength + Results = Badass.