Let's have a GENDER WAR!

[Gorrila_thinktank]

To the men who think women would win:

Come on mate...Don't be stupid.

When we're talking about a war, we're talking about some shit that men are evolved to do, women not so much. There are things that women may be able to beat men at, (I can't think of any but there should be something), but war is at the top of the list of stuff that we would dominate in. Dominance is part of being a man.

mhhh.... on the one hand your right, but I was just part of gendered game of crainum, and the girls kicked the guys collective asses.

on the other hand:

Ahem...

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah!

Do the wiggle yeah.

There is no arguing with that. But I don't know how to play cranium so I don't know of the skill set involved.

Trivia, spelling, acting and Art.

we where stuck on those speelling questions forever.

It was horrible. *sniff*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I could see myself leading an army in this conflict...

*Puts on a Spartan helmet and mounts a horse*

"Men, there may come a day, when we turn against each other for the benefit of the few. Where cowardice takes a hold of our hearts and makes us perform terrible deeds.

BUT THIS IS NOT THAT DAY!

We shall ride into glorious battle against the opposite sex, and win this battle!

If we die, we know that we had faced a worthy opponent, and tell of your deeds in Valhalla!

Now, men, FORWARD!"

 

[Gekford]

I think males would probably win if it came to outright war, as on average we are stronger & more likely to be into sports than women, also we'd have most members of the military. If it came to a cold war though, I've no doubt women would win by espionage.

Also it would be very interesting seeing a world where one side surrendered to the other, mainly to see what terms the victor would impose upon them (like being allowed to leave the toilet seat up, or being forced to watch romantic comedies).

the israili army removed women from to the front lines because there too vicious they are less likely to do things like take prisoners... also in most armys women can't serve on the front line because men will do stupid things to defend women (amoungst other reasons). so in a stright up war men are fighting against people they naturally want to protect and are more likely to kill them then tae them prisoner... men are going to lose

 

[Korten12]

We can pee standing up.


You can't begin to comprehend just how jealous women are of that amazing ability.

There you have it folks.
GG. Thats it. Mens have won it all. Womens get back in the kitchen and make us our babby and sammiches.

I'm a guy, but here's an argument in favour of women.

Multiple orgasm's.

I can have that.

I just...

You know...

Need to wait 20 minutes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
Well, I am convinced that we guys still have the upper hand.

In all "seriousness" I have seen this fictitious gender war in anime form, and it is called Dragonaut. This anime essentially has the perfect world set up for a gender war, where the men and women live on opposite planets and are at perma-war with each other. Yes, the anime's primary message throughout the anime is how men and women need each other and are much better together than apart, but that is beside the point!

I believe you mean VanDread.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vandread

Fun anime to watch.

 

[Syzygy23]

Several people have mentioned that the Y chromosome is 'breaking up' or 'beginning to fail'. What are you people going on about? First I've heard of a specific chromosome going sour worldwide.

An individual can only ever have one copy of a Y chromosome, from their father. That means that if something goes wrong with a gene, the damaged gene can't be repaired from another chromosome, which is what happens in the X chromosome.

Now consider the fact that each Y chromosome has been suffering these sorts of mutations for millions of years, ever since we diverged from chickens (I think). Any one object lasting that long is going to be incredibly damaged unless you repair it along the way. All this DNA costs energy to make, so if you're producing a load of useless 'junk DNA', then you're wasting your energy, and evolution tends to kill off individuals who do that. So the Y chromosome shrinks, to the point where it is now nearly useless.

Wikipedia [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y_chromosome#Shrinking_theory] has a good overview of this, I've probably got a few things wrong there.

Fucking Y chromosome, stop being such shit! Oh well, we had a good run, I think. I don't get why we the Y chromosome can't just... evolve past that problem. Why would we end up as a species that relies on a binary-gender system to procreate and yet one of the genders has a slow self destruct feature built in?

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXvo7U4kDwg

And thus the gender wars begin....

 

[Torrasque]

We can pee standing up.


You can't begin to comprehend just how jealous women are of that amazing ability.

There you have it folks.
GG. Thats it. Mens have won it all. Womens get back in the kitchen and make us our babby and sammiches.

I'm a guy, but here's an argument in favour of women.

Multiple orgasm's.

I can have that.

I just...

You know...

Need to wait 20 minutes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
Well, I am convinced that we guys still have the upper hand.

In all "seriousness" I have seen this fictitious gender war in anime form, and it is called Dragonaut. This anime essentially has the perfect world set up for a gender war, where the men and women live on opposite planets and are at perma-war with each other. Yes, the anime's primary message throughout the anime is how men and women need each other and are much better together than apart, but that is beside the point!

I believe you mean VanDread.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vandread

Fun anime to watch.

Wow, I am an idiot =|
I totally mean Vandread even though I said Dragonaut... I've been on a massive anime spree lately, so that is the only reason I can think of to blame my gross incompetence =|

Edit: I am glad some other person knows of Vandread though
I was at first disappointed due to a lack of awesomeness, but it surprised me and I enjoyed it thoroughly. It didn't surprise me as much as Dragonaut did, but going from a "well this isn't that good..." to a "this is actually really good!" is noteworthy in itself

 

[Phisi]

The women side can hide I whole other army inside their uteruses (uteri?) especially with IV fertilisation, they could even steal some of our precious SPERM!!!. If the war starts to become stagnant as the male numbers are depleted then they would win but luckily we have the strength to capture some of them as breeding stock and we can use our positions in society and business to gain ground when it starts. i think we men will win.

 

[Meight08]

I replaced my need for men with a step ladder, gameboy, and tap jars to break the seal before opening. On top of this, I have a big heavy book called, "how to kill insects"

Pitiful men, what is your purpose now?

Hmmm, good point. No purpose = no responsibility, which means we are now once and for all, TRULY FREE!

Don't you see, men? Now that women don't need us, we have no obligation to give a shit about our species anymore! WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT! WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!

Finally, now that you have accepted your place women can keep you chained up in a room to be used for sex

(inner man brain:woohoo we still get sex!!!!)

Sh...shut up

Wooot! im surrendering first chance i get.

 

[Palademon]

We're fucked. Women are tough as shit.

We take a foot to the nads and cry like a *****.

They endure the most painful thing known to humanity for hours then ask to go through it again.

I don't know why when we tell someone to be tough we tell them to "grow some balls". Balls are sensitive. If you wanna be tough you grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.

 

[SEXTON HALE]

Who do the ladyboys side with?
They could be useful for surprise attacks and infiltration mission.

 

[SEXTON HALE]

Deep infiltration missions

 

[Lethos]

Us men will win via operation remove all toilet seats.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

Men have Chuck Norris...

 

[Phasmal]

Men have Chuck Norris...

And Justin Beiber. I think they cancel each other out.

But give peace a chaaance!
Without men, how will I open things I am too lazy to open?
Who will kill the spiders?

 

[Magikarp]

I don't know why when we tell someone to be tough we tell them to "grow some balls". Balls are sensitive. If you wanna be tough you grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.

I think the whole balls=toughness thing came from shortening balls of steel to just balls.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Who will kill the spiders?

Don't worry, I know several women who are experienced, spider-disposal experts. I have to do it for my boyfriend, they really creep him out.

 

[JediMB]

If it's okay with all of y'all, I'll just fight for the female side and let them kill me after the war is over. Seems like a good idea to me, at least.

 

[Phasmal]

Who will kill the spiders?

Don't worry, I know several women who are experienced, spider-disposal experts. I have to do it for my boyfriend, they really creep him out.

Me and my boyfriend both dont like them, but he deals with them when he has to. Except when we found a MASSIVE one in our room, biggest spider I had ever seen.
We went to get his mum (she's not afraid of them), and she was like `Oh, what now, a tiny little-BLOODY HELL I'm not touching that!`.

We had to get the vaccume. ;o;

 

[Don Savik]

Ok, general consensus seems to be that women are superior because we like to have sex with them. HERP DERP BOOBIES.


but when it comes to actually DOING ANYTHING I'd say men win no contest.