Damn, I'm so tough I can hit spiders in the foot.
Their priorities are drinking. I see nothing wrong in that. And it gets me extra kills.hazabaza1 said:
Let's Play Dwarf Fortress: Syndrome Conundrum
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Damn, I'm so tough I can hit spiders in the foot.
I'm surprised that undead spiders can spit out webs even though randomly generated titans and forgotten beasts that are supposed to have the web ability can not.Internet Kraken said:Sadly I only realized this when Rabid let a giant zombie cave spider out.
Being zombified doesn't change the base creature. Zombie dragons can breathe fire because non-zombie dragons can.
If I'm remembering correctly, the issue with the randomly generated creatures is that they either lack the [WEBBER] token, or lack a materials definition for a web-type item. It's a relatively minor bug, but it's also relatively benign, so there's been no real push for it to get fixed yet.
If I'm remembering correctly, the issue with the randomly generated creatures is that they either lack the [WEBBER] token, or lack a materials definition for a web-type item. It's a relatively minor bug, but it's also relatively benign, so there's been no real push for it to get fixed yet.
I'm not upset about you taking some time off from the LP, Kraken, but I am a bit annoyed that you get the week off while I have 3 essays due over the next few days. Plus a midterm. FML.
Also, you're younger than me. Only by about a year it seems, but still.
Also, you're younger than me. Only by about a year it seems, but still.
Just on the note of the cave spider, how does one move animals without the death? I once tried to move one of your Abyss Keepers into a trap room, and it got out and killed my only squad. Bastard. I then learned that 3 dwarfs does not a military make.
And on another note, which venom is more lethal, giant cave spider or giant desert scorpion?
And on another note, which venom is more lethal, giant cave spider or giant desert scorpion?
I only made this account so I could reply to this thread :3
I reckon I would've been owned by now what with all of the goblin seiges.
oh yeah, and could you dwarf me up please?
I also love the way that 100 years down the line, your dwarves will all have cancer and be giving birth to mutants due to what you've made the fort out of.
I reckon I would've been owned by now what with all of the goblin seiges.
oh yeah, and could you dwarf me up please?
I also love the way that 100 years down the line, your dwarves will all have cancer and be giving birth to mutants due to what you've made the fort out of.
but the radiation might explain the beasts.vallorn said:
after 1050 years of low-level radiation, something must've had it's DNA screwed up.
for all we know, he's killing an old dwarf, mother of 3. or a teacher.
either that, or some pets somehow got to the circus and met the clowns. then THEY screwed up the thing's DNA.
who knows? this is dwarf fortress! logic and dwarf fortress don't go together well.
ChaoticKraus said:
Actually you're a soldier of the Immortal Rags, albeit not a very good one. Your complete lack of skills and terrible physical traits don't lend themselves well to the life of a combatant. I'm honestly not sure how you got enlisted in the first place. Probably back when I desperately needed new recruits regardless of skill. Well at least you haven't died yet, giving you a better track record than most soldiers.
Zenkem said:
Only a handful of kills, but remember that most enemies we fight are undead which usually don't get counted due to a glitch. An average soldier with moderate skills.
hazabaza1 said:
You admired a bridge. As a mason, you will be doing that most of the time.
Smiles said:
No comment about this one really.
ColeusRattus said:
Only skilled as a miller, which in this fort means you will be a hauler.
max w. antilles said:
You are another migrant with no decent skills. Honestly this wave wasn't very talented. Despite this you were not made into a hauler or mason, and I'll discuss your role along with the other migrants in the next update. Here's the short version; suicide squad.
You're not dead. As a useless child that's the best you can hope for really.SamuelT said:
Chaza said:
Not a hauler, but you might not necessarily consider this fate to be better.
Irridium said:
Remember how I wished I had a skilled archer? That's what your dwarf is. You're not slightly trained in it, but rather an expert with some other combat skills to boot. Definitely the most useful migrant of the bunch, and your skills in archery obviously resulted in you replacing Vallorn as the archery commander. Sorry Val, but now you're an unskilled subordinate rather than an unskilled leader.
Anyways, I'm going to start updating the thread again. If anyone else wants me an update on their dwarves status you should tell me now.
Was the Immortal Rags the useful squad or the useless one? I can't remember. Or did one of them get wiped out along the way? Seems like i have gotten old at a really young age.
Da_MoA said:I wouldn't mind an update on my newly dwarfed self, and if im in the suicide squad this may be the only chance I get
The good one. The terrible squad was the Steamy Tours, but they were all wiped out by a beak dog a while back.ChaoticKraus said:
And great I ended up reading the thread and now I need to go play Dwarf Fortress again! Curse you Internet Kraken! CURSE YOU!