Let's play the superpower lottery!

[Iman Shumpert]

Power Erasure Bitchezzzzz. Say goodbye to your theoretical powers.

 

[Froggy Slayer]

"Remote Teleportation" (= I can teleport other objects).
Pretty neat I guess, but I just wanted to fly

If you teleport really fast in the air, you could probably create the effect of flight.

 

[dimensional]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Astrological_Physiology

I got Astrological Physiology which allows me to tap the energies of astrological planets im not sure exactly what it does as the users are the Sailor Senshi (and now me ofc) from Sailor Moon apparently and I have never watched that show.

I hope I dont have to wear the uniform for these powers to work though.

EDIT: lol just tried again and got superpower prehensile tail a tail that can be used to grip things er maybe being a sailor scout isnt so bad after all

 

[DarkLordofDevon]

Magnetic Projectile - I'm a walking Rail-gun. Not too shabby....

 

[Orange12345]

Eye power manipulation

I'm fine with that, it's fairly broad and I get x-ray vision at the very least

 

[Jonluw]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Property_Manipulation

Property manipulation.
Seems appropriate, considering I came up with a sort of magic like this for my tabletop campaign.

When I clicked again I got shard manipulation.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shard_Manipulation
"User can gather stray particles or ambient energy, shape them into fragments and control them"

Very appropriate in combination with Property manipulation.

 

[Froggy Slayer]

Prescience

Do I win?

No, Daystar, you do not. For I have rerolled once more, and have gained the power of Dimensional Imprisonment! Have fun predicting the future when you're in the Phantom Zone!

 

[dj Facchiano]

Ferrokinetic Combat, A.K.A. Metal bending... YESSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

[Takuanuva]

*random page*
*Angel Soul [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Angel_Soul]*
...
...
...
...wat? What even is that? What the f**k does any of that mean? How is that even a superpower? I call bullsh*t.
*random page*
*Technoorganic Physiology [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technorganic_Physiology]*
...

 

[No social life]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Reversal

So I can reverse powers, affecting their usefulness or strength and perhaps negate powers altogether...that's kinda lack luster but might be fun.

First off: Hey, God-like guys? You're pretty much fucked if you don't do the smart thing with your powers when you discover I exist.

Secondly: I'm gonna go through the thread and randomly reverse people's powers.

Sound okay? Okay.

I can negate peoples powers. So if you used it on me then I could give people powers. I smell a very successful business opportunity.

Might want to be careful there, someone could use their power to take their money back...unless you had someone there who could allow you to negate powers once again, just in case. But where would you find someone like that?

Are you proposing an alliance? If so then I would be willing to split the money however you see fit since you gave me the ability. Maybe I could eventually give someone the power that could beat Daystar! Victory is ours! Unless he would be willing to join us. It would certainly help, since he would know if they would be good or evil before I gave them powers.

Good luck with that.

If only there was some way of me knowing which person, when given powers, would be able to defeat me...

I can do that, Being Enlightened, I have a full understanding of everything and thus also can identify the required individual and I would also know how to give anyone any superpower or take it away.

Oh and Daystar, I would bee able to know the past, present and future, therefore I know how to get around that pesky super power of yours.
[sub]Enlightenment is a much more overpowered superpower than I initially thought.[/sub]

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

"Hmmm..... lets see here *clicks link*...... I'm gonna get a crap one aren't I? *Clicks random page*....*waiting*.... oh, the page has loaded, what lame power do I get...... Creation, fuck yeah! I'm god."

 

[Aidan Goldthorpe]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Absorption

Power Absorption

The power to steal some or all of the supernatural powers and abilities from others and make them one?s own.

Can I still be omnipotent now?

Omnipotence.

Well I guess I won since as my first act I'll remove omnipotence as a possible superpower for others.

 

[Clive Howlitzer]

I got Kinetic Energy Absorption.
The user is able to absorb kinetic energy, the energy created by movement and use it in various ways, such as augmenting their strength and regeneration of their bodies.
Sounds like a pretty good win to me.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Prescience

The user has instinctive knowledge of events before they happen, and often knows an enemy's every move and intention before said enemy even decides them.

Do I win?

Just because you know that something will happen doesn't mean you can act on it. You might know that a guy is going to shoot you, but won't be able to dodge the bullet.

If I know where thy're going to aim, of course I can

Ah, but if they themselves are immensely faster then you, even if you try to avoid by knowing, they can alter before you can move your body and strike you down. :3 Reminds me of when Lee kicked Sasuke's ass, despite Sasuke's eyes letting him see Lee's full movements in slow motion.

You don't get how prescience works do you

I'd know that. It doesn't just let me see a person's attack before they do it, but also all possible futures. If I knew someone was too fast for me to beat, I wouldn't be in a situation where they can beat me in the first place

 

[Bobo-Bobop]

I got Spacial Slicing
-The ability to slice through space itself.
Ok.....Pretty cool except I don't go to space

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I got the Spiritual Symbiosis gallery.
This power sounds... lame.

 

[not_you]

Logic Manipulation....

the image of it is lolsy
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120216025342/powerlisting/images/thumb/6/6c/SlapHappy-780567.jpg/250px-SlapHappy-780567.jpg) laugh if you will

but yeah, at least I lucked a pony as a user...
even if it is pinkie... *shudder*

 

[Maitresse Zem]

Life-Force Generation. hmpf.

 

[Roofstone]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Desert_Adaptation

Yeah, Desert Adaptation.

"The user can to survive in desert conditions, with the capability to go longer without water or food and to use it more efficiently (including reduced need for sustenance), skin or body systems which better deal with heat (reducing its intake, tolerating it, or getting rid of it) and cold of desert as well as the ever-present sand, and perhaps coloration close to the color of the desert environment."

..

Well whoop-de-fucking-do! \0/

 

[Fuhrlock]

Chaos manipulation - User can control all the chaotic forces in the universe, allowing them to manipulate probability or manipulate and even shatter reality. They are able to chance, mutate, destroy or otherwise manipulate any matter, space/time, living beings, organizations or minds and spirits.

Alot of dark potential but I think I'd just use it mostly for the 'hilarity ensues' factor.