Life lessons you've learned from a video game.

[Rankaratar]

Children are immortal

No matter how long it takes, you will never get any older until the cutscene

Combining a ranged weapon with a melee weapon makes it awesome no matter how stupid it looks or functions

Stuffing cute animals into tiny mechanical balls is fine!

When you die, you go to the Travel Agency

Princes of Persia can rewind time and have atrocious memories

If you wander around the world long enough, evil monsters will appear and fight you

Satan lives in the basement

People are expendable, identical and can be made by combining meat, gold and wood in a Barracks

Satan lives on Mars

Pockets, and in some cases pants, are bottomless

Satan lives in a lamp

When all else fails, mash all the buttons randomly

Satan lives next to a frozen nuclear explosion



This... is Rupture Farms

 

[SonicMTD]

when there is no hostiles in sight, reload

don't trust everything the government tells you

DO NOT NAME YOUR SON CARMINE UNLESS YOU WANT HIM TO DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH

Beating Through the Fire and the Flames on Expert still doesn't make you a rock star.

If you don't put on a seat belt you will go through a winshield.

DRUGS ARE BAD!

Sometimes people you think are women can be men

Do not get your hopes up if a new Sonic game comes out

THERE WILL NEVER BE A SEQUEL TO PSI-OPS THE MINDGATE CONSPIRACY!

 

[Genta8]

Under the right circumstances, EVERYTHING can be used as a weapon.

 

[new_age_reject]

Always keep a crowbar handy.

 

[ffxfriek]

bigger gun wins unless your stealth. then sniper.

kill the guy BEFORE he can get outside and alert the guards

 

[Reep]

A plate armour bikini is as protective as full body plate armour

 

[Darkwolf9]

I learned how to be a friend again after a 2 year long depression and seclusion from Persona 3.

 

[latenightapplepie]

The last puny minion of the big bad guy's troupe of about 150 will not surrender even after you have brutally dispatched all 149 of his buddies.

 

[Zallest]

When people i consider my enemies start flashing yellow and red that means they are about to die

 

[Lord Of Cyberia]

Game writers don't keep up with modern scientific breakthroughs in all the cool sci-fi fields, it is possible to take 500 machine bullets, an RPG, and a flaming helicopter to the face without injury, and DON'T GO INTO THAT ROOM/SHIP/HOUSE/BUNKER/TOMB ALONE WITHOUT AN ARMOR SUIT!

 

[Aardvark Soup]

"Treat your cardboard box with care. Take care of the box and it'll take care of you..."

 

[Shurikens and Lightning]

We will kill all aliens that we meet.

 

[philosophicalbastard]

Standing in certain puddles for a certain period of time will make statues holding ray guns come out of the ground. (cod5)

 

[Meatstorm]

Aim to the head

 

[AdjectiveAnimal]

The best way to open a container is to smash it completely to bits.

 

[Acaulis]

no matter how many times you do it you will always be the one that destroys your companion cube in the shortest time.

air strike beacons litter the road but no one apart from you knows they are there and uses them

 

[Haliwali]

KILL THE MEDIC FIRST!
NO YOU IDIOT IGNORE THE HEAVY, SHOOT THAT MEDIC!

 

[RAWKSTAR]

IDKFA Makes guns appear.