Life of Brian

[jebussaves88]

Then, billions of pianos fall from the sky, killing every one in the entire world. The pianos are also full of anti zombie gases which disable the dead from becoming zombies. The gas also disolves Ectoplasm, which immediatly eradicates a ghost from existance. Bran and everyone is very very VERY VERY dead. D.E.A.D. Dead Dead Dead. Dead

Then an asteroid strikes the Earth, both inside and outside the Matrix, incinerating all that exists in a fireball of pain. DEAD

 

[The_Toe_Bighter98]

You forgot godhood, which Brian has attained now.

He contemplates the destruction below his heavenly form, and with a snap of his fingers rebuilds earth with a Overkill Protection shield in place this time. He wipes his memory, and returns to earth... but gets lost and ends up on Pluto due to lost memory.

 

[revolverwolf]

He greets the aliens who live on Pluto and is surprised to find that they speak English.

 

[The_Toe_Bighter98]

While communicating, he learns that when earth was blown up a single survivor was found near the aliens dwellings. They lead him to the survivor, who is now the leader of the aliens, and it is revealed that its Brians old cannablistic girlfriend! Who is now a zombie!

DUN DUN DUN

 

[Anarchemitis]

Fortunately the entire fing universe explodes in all 11 dimensions.

Brian is reincarnated in the Star Trek universe as a quite cute and very dangerous butterfly on Felucia.

 

[jebussaves88]

Then, he gets sucked back in time to just before the entire world was destroyed by pianos and gas, and is melted. Then the pianos and gas comes, and also, the universe is sucked through a giant shredder, and all dimensions, Star Trek or otherwise, turn to balls of phlegm. A law of physics is suddenly passed which means that no God can possible exist. Then, another is passed which comepletly eradicated all Brian's existance. He is unable to regenerate into any form, and simply ceases to exist. Then, time is smashed to pieces, so that journeying back and forth through it is entirely impossible.

DEAD

(I'm wondering how anyone can possibly bring him back without simply contradicting me)

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

"Phew!" Brian said. "That was a lucky escape, that was so awesome that no amount of words could do it justice."

And then he gets a really bad cold.

 

[The_Toe_Bighter98]

Sneezing, Brian realises that he is now outside of his universe and he floats by a group of strange people playing Dungeons and Dragons with a chess machine. He joins them and creates a elven bard, who gets killed by a drunken dwarf.

 

[jebussaves88]

Brian, Al Gore, that woman from Star Wars, Deep Blue and that D&D inventor are then eradicated from existance, unable to come back. Brian is lost infinatly in a sea of silence, and dissolves into nothingness. He exists, no more.

And root_of_all_evil, you did slightly contradict me.

 

[Xhumed]

And then he woke up. yes, it was all a dream. brian got out of bed and trod on a piece of lego...

 

[Cheesus333]

The lego, seemingly miffed at the foot jammed into its head, unleashes a hadoken (imbued with the power of the Triforce somehow) in Brians direction. Brian is cast hundreds of miles into the sky, before splashing into the sea with a loud... splash.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

He stumbled across a fish. He rides it to the surface, and notices a cruise liner in the distance. He swims over to it, and decides to climb aboard. He grabs the propellor.

 

[Xhumed]

The propeller starts up. brian lets go in time, but is propelled backwards by the force of the water churned through it. Luckily, a passing whale sends him sailing through the air with a flick of its mighty tail. He lands smack-bang in the middle of a shuffleboard game on the deck of the cruise ship.

 

[Crowghast]

The people playing it are retired Nazi-Supersoldiers who have been put under the "Nazi-Supersoldier Protection Program" on-board this cruise ship. They are rather unhappy with Brian for this disturbance.

 

[Klagermeister]

They whip out their Ak-47's and begin yelling random German obscenities while filling him with bullets. Luckily, Chuck Norris is there to pick him up and beat the crud out of the Nazi Supersoldiers. Chuck norris doesn't need to follow laws.

 

[revolverwolf]

Chuck Norris explains to Brian that the princess is in another castle and reality shifts to meet this fact because Chuck Norris doesn't obey the laws of physics. Brian must rescue the princess no less and no more than 326.4 times.

 

[qbert4ever]

Brian sighs as he thinks of the work to be done. Suddenly Superman flies in and offers to help save the Princess, however when he lands to pick up Brian, the force opens a crack in the Earth and Brian falls to the center.

 

[The_Toe_Bighter98]

He lands in the secret underground oceans of the dark world beneath the surface... Right onto the shuffleboard game of retired Nazi-Molepeople Super Soldiers on their ship. They arnt angry however, just confused by the feeling of deja vu. So Brian is allowed to play with them, and they have a great time.

 

[jebussaves88]

But suddenly, Brian dies of old age.

 

[The_Toe_Bighter98]

Only to be reincarnated (Brian is a Bhudist). Now in the form of a newly hatched zergling, he joins his other cannon fodder/zerglings and attacks Earth.