But...but...our carefully constructed cliches, our archaic archetypes, our synonymous soliloquys and maniacal monologues! You'd take away the heart and the soul of villainy! What have you done? What have you
done?
What? Just a minute I'm not done here. You fools! Now, now we will have villain "schools." You will unleash standardized tests upon the villain community! Even that is too much of an evil to release upon the world.
Shh. Can't you see I'm monologuing here? There would be no more angst-filled supergeniuses with father figure issues. No more clandestine councils. And tell me...Hey! Just a minute!...what would Darth Bane say? You'd break the Rule of Two! Are you even listening to me? Oh...I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were dead. Hm a divine arrow, haven't seen one of them in a while. Alright, what were you gonna tell me Simms-Oh. Oh, that explains a lot. Wait...wait..before you kill me...uh...I'm your father? *twang*
Superb LRR