I didn't notice this last time but I like how each time he says his name he uses a different nickname.
Two things though:
1)Is "huwor" the Canadian pronunciation of whore, or is that just Johnny?
2)I don't think a hard liquor keg would work. Kegs work because of the carbonation, especially during something like a keg stand (which is not something I have personal experience with) so you would need some sort of carbonated hard liquor, which would be really weird and I don't think they make (although knowing the world of alcohol I'm probably wrong). Now, maybe a regular keg spiked with hard liquor?