LoadingReadyRun: Spare Us, Gus

Graham_LRR

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Spare Us, Gus

Listen you guys, edible perennials are serious business.

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unacomn

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Boy, that's a lot of asparagus. Never tried it.
I had expected the zinger to be about Mister Spearhead telling Graham to go forth and do his biding/evil, but that works just as well.
 

Something Amyss

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Screw you, potatoes indeed.

Lousy potatoes....*shakes fist*

Asparagade...The Asparagus flavoured sports drink of champions.
 

Mouse_Crouse

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It wasn't a home run for me, but when the 'off-days' still get a chuckle out of me. I think you can call yourself successful.
 

Tireseas_v1legacy

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There's a Far Side comic of the short-lived Asparagus Truck. Sadly, copyright law makes it impossible to find in a 1 minute Google Image search.

"I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss for asparagus"
 

Scarim Coral

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I see what you did with the title, clever. I wonder what those two asparaguses said in his head?
 

TheScottishFella

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I actually feel a little bad for Graham in the stinger :( However another great and witty video as always.
 

vxicepickxv

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The Gentleman said:
There's a Far Side comic of the short-lived Asparagus Truck. Sadly, copyright law makes it impossible to find in a 1 minute Google Image search.

"I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss for asparagus"
Odd, it was pretty easy for me to find. It's not the best looking picture, but it is there.
 

Mouse_Crouse

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DVS BSTrD said:
He probably moved to start a petition to have the word the word potato changed to "mud bathing Guinness fuel".
That is so much better then anything I tried to come up with.
 
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Zachary Amaranth said:
Screw you, potatoes indeed.

Lousy potatoes....*shakes fist*
This is extremely relevant:

OT: Sorry guys... I just finished watching Jim's new... "Video" and all I saw throughout this entire video was phallic symbols.
 

scw55

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Shame, Asparagus is one of the few Vegetables I actually enjoy eating. Shame they make your piss smell.
 

The Random One

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I'm kind of mad that the video didn't end with Gus/Graham angrily biting off the top of the asparagus.

I'd eat deep fried asparagus. I don't think anything deep fried can taste bad.

MrDeckard said:
OT: Sorry guys... I just finished watching Jim's new... "Video" and all I saw throughout this entire video was phallic symbols.
asphalligus symbols
 

Denamic

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I think the only reason Graham had those glasses were so that he could remove them dramatically.
 

MattAn24

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ewhac said:
Thanks, Alex and Graham, that was... crazy.
Just as an FYI.. That Alex is not the Alex Steacy Alex. Alexander Roederer is AlexanderDitto of the LRR forums! He's awesome!

Furthermore, asparagus!
 

Beliyal

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I laughed. A lot. I love asparagus, I'd gladly join Graham in his efforts to put it in all the restaurants (and water. And snacks. And lobsters).

Though, how do you have such fat aspara... asparaguses? (?) In my country, the wild asparagus is pretty thin, like this [http://oblizeki.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sparoga_02divlja.jpg]. I feel ripped of by our nature!

Lizardon said:
Awesome video LRR and thanks for the new wallpaper.

Thanks, I was looking forward for someone doing this because I am too lazy to go and do it myself.