LoadingReadyRun: The Birds, The Bees and The Bears

[Arfonious]

FWIW, I lived at home into my 20s, and also didn't get any in high school. So, it's not like we're making a statement with the video.
Those are just societal norms we're going from. "Norms" in heavy quotation marks.

That's good to know, I will write that down somwhere

 

[Trisha Lynn]

I lived at home till I was about 25-ish, but I also wasn't a virgin. I also never brought dates home for overnights, because that would have been just rude and a bit too disrespectful to my more conservative parents.

I wrote a story for an erotic comics anthology called "Smut Peddler" [http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ironspike/the-smut-peddler-pre-order-project] which featured an anniversary party for a bohemian older couple. I believe I may have to incorporate these two characters into the background fanon for my own characters.

 

[Eppy (Bored)]

That was one of the most hilariously uncomfortable videos you guys have ever made, very nice. =D

 

[Boba Frag]

This is my second attempt at writing this comment as I couldn't type properly, I was laughing so hard!
Kathleen's scripts are always insane- I love them!

It was priceless watching Paul get more and more uncomfortable and mortified, and then....
it escalated like nobody's business!!


I am now mortally afraid of (cold) zucchinis....

EDIT:

Also, great acting from everyone!
Kathleen was brilliant as the terrifyingly frank old lady!

 

[theultimateend]

2, Virginity is a choice. I do not need too worry about unexpected pregnancies, or STDs, I can focus on finding a good stable relationship built on communication instead of sex.

I'm reminded of a comedian who said "I don't get into relationships for sex. But if I bought a house, I didn't buy that house specifically for the bathroom, but if you suddenly removed that bathroom I'd be mighty upset!"

Good luck on your journey but it'll be quite a long search.

 

[DJShire]

Graham and Kathleen: you really didn't have the foresight to realize just how much fan fiction is going to be written involving leather and that zucchini?

 

[SonicWaffle]

FWIW, I lived at home into my 20s, and also didn't get any in high school. So, it's not like we're making a statement with the video.
Those are just societal norms we're going from. "Norms" in heavy quotation marks.

Societal norms as they are presented to us through media, which is to say very different from societal norms we lived through but incredibly similar to the life we pretended we were having to impress other people. Inspired by said media. Those other people were also, nine times out of ten, making it up. The nature of the cycle is pretty fucking ridiculous.

I'd say something like "damn, I sure don't miss being a teenager!" but I'm in my mid-twenties now and that bullshit is still happening. Does it ever stop, I wonder?

OT: Kathleen's silvery wig I understand, but Graham's dead animal? Offputting. It was naught but fringe!

 

[SonicWaffle]

This was no where as bad as when my father tried to give me the talk after my wife was pregnant.

"Son, I know you did it, I just want to know you understand what it was you did. Y'see, when a mummy and a daddy love Jack Daniels veeeeeery much, sometimes accidents happen..."

 

[Something Amyss]

"Did you just read Fifty Shades of Grey? Is that what brought this on?"
"Jason please! That book was written by an idiot who has never seen the inside of a dungeon"
Well she bloody well SHOULD!

I'm not sure writing terrible fanfic is a crime.

Though it should be.

 

[Gilhelmi]

2, Virginity is a choice. I do not need too worry about unexpected pregnancies, or STDs, I can focus on finding a good stable relationship built on communication instead of sex.

I'm reminded of a comedian who said "I don't get into relationships for sex. But if I bought a house, I didn't buy that house specifically for the bathroom, but if you suddenly removed that bathroom I'd be mighty upset!"

Good luck on your journey but it'll be quite a long search.

It is not a long search at all. Christian dating sites have narrowed the field down considerably. Also, in my interpretation of God's word, Sex in and of itself is the covenant of marriage. Meaning, once you have sex, you are married. The only difference is that there are fewer Earthly consequences for breaking up.

Take note of Earthly, Divorce is still a sin. So if you have Sex with someone and break-up, or sleep with someone else, it is still a sin.

 

[theultimateend]

It is not a long search at all. Christian dating sites have narrowed the field down considerably. Also, in my interpretation of God's word, Sex in and of itself is the covenant of marriage. Meaning, once you have sex, you are married. The only difference is that there are fewer Earthly consequences for breaking up.

Take note of Earthly, Divorce is still a sin. So if you have Sex with someone and break-up, or sleep with someone else, it is still a sin.

Uh huh.

Well then.

I'll uh, I'll be on my way.

*backs away slowly*

 

[Gilhelmi]

It is not a long search at all. Christian dating sites have narrowed the field down considerably. Also, in my interpretation of God's word, Sex in and of itself is the covenant of marriage. Meaning, once you have sex, you are married. The only difference is that there are fewer Earthly consequences for breaking up.

Take note of Earthly, Divorce is still a sin. So if you have Sex with someone and break-up, or sleep with someone else, it is still a sin.

Uh huh.

Well then.

I'll uh, I'll be on my way.

*backs away slowly*

Wait, where you going? Have you heard the good news of Jesus Christ? He taught many things that help you lead a better life. John 3:16.

 

[Alar]

Rofl. This was a little bit horrifying. XD I love you guys.

 

[sibrenfetter]

Best episode ever!

 

[Don Reba]

Take note of Earthly, Divorce is still a sin. So if you have Sex with someone and break-up, or sleep with someone else, it is still a sin.

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." (Emo Philips)

 

[Gilhelmi]

Take note of Earthly, Divorce is still a sin. So if you have Sex with someone and break-up, or sleep with someone else, it is still a sin.

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." (Emo Philips)

That is a *facepalm* on so many levels. I know it is a joke, but not a funny one.

 

[Proverbial Jon]

As a 22 year old unemployed virgin still living at home. I'm feeling kinda depressed right now.

24 and I feel your pain. When Paul said "Who dates someone that long without getting laid," I was like:

*Shifts uncomfortably in chair* Yeah! Who would do that? *Nervous laugh*

But seriously, it doesn't actually bother me, the virginity thing is more of a choice and I will finally be moving out next week due to luck going my way for once! There's more to life than following these so-called societal norms.

 

[KoDOmega]

.... if there be a just God in this universe, these parents will become recurring characters.

 

[Draxz]

Oh.. my.

OT: This is exactly how my parents have acted since I was 12.

I'm just glad my parents are the complete opposite... I used to live with my Mum but now I live with my Dad. You wouldn't think this but I've come to realize, I'm a lot like my Dad in the sense he's less sexually frustrated than the woman... My Mum keeps bugging me at every opportunity about sex, to know what I've done.

I just wish she'd stop being a fan of Sex & The City, so she wouldn't feel like she's interviewing my sex life! I can't help it if she wished I was a girl. )';

Ohyes, how I relate to your comment... My Mum started asking when I was 15... Coincidentally when I lost my virginity. This doesn't remind me of an episode of American Dad at all!

 

[Lady Kathleen]

The Frantics version was better.

I hadn't seen that before, thanks for sharing. The talk is a standard comedy trope for sure.