Loser Gaming Characters

[DrDeath3191]

What is in your mind the biggest loser among game characters?

My vote goes to Tingle. Seriously, he's thirty-five years old, dresses in tights, spends way too much time talking about fairies and floats around by a freaking baloon selling overcharged maps. What a loser. And the sad thing is that he is the only Zelda character to get a spinoff on an official Nintendo console. What the fuck, guys?!

EDIT: Oh, and I forgot to mention: his magic spell is "Tingle! Tingle! Kaloo-limpah!". God damn, this guy sucks.

 

[Spaceman_Spiff]

I'd say Mario; Dude, she's not into you!

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

I'd say Mario; Dude, she's not into you!

XD Ferpect!

This, as well as Sonic, who I just get the impression is just desperately clinging to life.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I think princess peach herself is pretty lame. I mean why is she such a good princess that needs to be saved all the time? What power is Bowser trying to get? Nothing that I can tell

 

[kirafan1013]

Beat in Eternal Sonata sucked so badly and was so annoying. He was the only one with a gun but most enemies it did one damage. The kid never did anything good.

 

[Kasawd]

Monk from FF1

 

[Nmil-ek]

Johnny from Metal Gear Solid 4


Pretty much seals the deal I think.

 

[Space Spoons]

Frogger. He's a frog that dies when he falls in water. How can you lose harder than that?

 

[JusticarPhaeton]

I think I'll go ahead and second Tingle.

(though he *is* just about enough of a loser to be a funny character...)

 

[Johnnyallstar]

Waluigi. I mean, Wario was enough as an evil version of Mario, but just adding "Wa" to Luigi was too much.

Then making him one of the worst characters ever, just yeah.

 

[badgersprite]

The Adoring Fan from Oblivion. He has no friends.

Also, anybody in any of the Pokemon games, who have nothing better to do but stand around waiting for an opponent to walk by, but especially the characters in the Pokemon Trading Card Game video game. The characters leave home to the utter indifference of their parents to devote their whole lives to playing a children's card game and collecting cards. Even in a VIDEO GAME they can't stop playing cards to do something remotely interesting.

Seriously. You spend your whole life trying to defeat a rival who's better than you at the Pokemon card game? Dude...Get a job. oO

 

[Shruikine]

Probably the dog from Fallout 3. I forget it's name...

"OK, i'm gonna fire a MIRV. So get out of the way."
"Woof"
"1, 2, 3... BOOM!
Goddam dog..."

 

[Gigaguy64]

I would say Dan from street fighter, but i cant count the number of times iv gotten my butt whoped by people playing as him in Marvel VS Capcom 2.
So my vote goes to two people, Saturos and Menardi from Golden Sun.
Both were so angry the entire game, White Spoilers-----> then when you fought them as the final boss, too easy. even the second form the Fusion Dragon was a Cake Walk, nothing compaird to the Doom Dragon from the second game.
The thing took me at least 7 try's to beat it.

 

[The AI]

Edward from FFIV. What a pansy.

Oh and then there's

Spoiler

Fontaine in Bioshock. He taunts you from the time you find out that he's Atlus until the big confrontation... which ends up being laughably easy if you have more than the reflexes of a dead cow.

 

[irishdelinquent]

I must mention the biggest pansy ever. And yes, this is totally stolen from ScrewAttack.

This is Glass Joe. He is the biggest loser you fight in Mike Tyson's Punch Out. You cannot lose to him. But he is not the biggest loser ever. Look closely at his record: Someone actually LOST to Glass-Freaking-Joe! That person is the biggest loser ever.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Ophelia from Brütal Legend.

I'm not going to spoil it for you... But she is the most emo character ever.

 

[bcponpcp27]

I'd say Mario; Dude, she's not into you!

XD Ferpect!

This, as well as Sonic, who I just get the impression is just desperately clinging to life.

RINGS! Yeah, Sonic. He sucks so bad. He rescues woodland creatures and his games are just getting worse. It's like an arrogant alcoholic.

 

[atomictoast]

Its a tie between Mario and Bowser.

Both are desperate for Peach, she's interested in neither, and neither have even TRIED to go all the way. Come on, Bowser hasn't even just dropped to rape yet, I expect from fear of vaginas.

 

[Robert632]

Waluigi. I mean, Wario was enough as an evil version of Mario, but just adding "Wa" to Luigi was too much.

Then making him one of the worst characters ever, just yeah.

i agree with you, if for only the fact that he is never a playable charector outside of the spin off games(mario kart, mario party, etc.).

edit:unless there's one floating out there that was never mentioned.

 

[sms_117b]

Pretty much everyone in GTA IV. I love Niko (in a completely, 100% not gay manner) but it seems that he is surrounded by some of the most low-life people in the world.

Not just low lives, they're all so needy, it's every few minutes between one of them phoning to do something with you. Yeah so the cast of GTA4 (except Niko).

Oh and the unwashed masses from the Dynasty Warriors series.