Loser Gaming Characters

[Spartan Bannana]

Pretty much everyone in GTA IV. I love Niko (in a completely, 100% not gay manner) but it seems that he is surrounded by some of the most low-life people in the world.

Not just low lives, they're all so needy, it's every few minutes between one of them phoning to do something with you. Yeah so the cast of GTA4 (except Niko).

I don't know, I liked Little Jacob.

In Fallout 3, the fucking Brotherhood Outcasts, they act all stuck up at you no matter how much tech you bring em, and when I finally got sick of em, I killed all 3 outside and all of em inside without losing half of my health.

 

[Ironpanda]

any character in any game that doesn't have a long back story or is some generic henchmen

 

[A Weary Exile]

What is in your mind the biggest loser among game characters?

My vote goes to Tingle. Seriously, he's thirty-five years old, dresses in tights, spends way too much time talking about fairies and floats around by a freaking baloon selling overcharged maps. What a loser. And the sad thing is that he is the only Zelda character to get a spinoff on an official Nintendo console. What the fuck, guys?!

How is this not cool?

OP: I say Leon from FF8, I hate that emo bastard.

 

[Sun Flash]

Sims, primarily the ones you lock in Escape proof room that pee themself then proceed to sleep in said pee. Don't just keep walking into the wall and going "How does I got out?". As a dear Mr Chopper once said;

"HARDEN THE FUCK UP."

oh and that also goes for the stupid sod I made jump off a diving board into a coffee table in Bustin' Out.

 

[A Weary Exile]

Frogger. He's a frog that dies when he falls in water. How can you lose harder than that?

Oh man, I laughed so hard at this. Thank you.

 

[TheMadDoctorsCat]

Dr Ivo Robotnik. Just look at what he can do, and what he keeps losing to. Wouldn't you be humiliated?

 

[Vrex360]

I'm going to have to say Sonic, simply because once upon a time he was on the top of the world but now a living joke... I find it kind of tragic to be honest.

EDIT: Actually a better example has to be Duke Nukem because he's a sociopathic sexist who uses women like commodities and harbours a deeply xenophobic attitute and spouts some of the worst quips ever and finally he has a terrible habit of leaving his job behind for about twelve years before announcing to all the world who had been waiting for him to return that he's retiring.

 

[Deathman101]

Any macho character with a huge E-peen in a FPS that I can walk into the line of fire and get killed just for saying a cheesy line.

 

[coldshadow]

tingle makes me want to punt a small furry animal, HES THAT ANNOYING!

 

[Hazy]

The man who was beaten by Glass Joe.

 

[Doom_bringer58]

The Katamari ball itself. stupid thing doesn't have any lines

 

[Pimppeter2]

Edit: Actually, that's not a good example. I don't know. I can't think of a good one right now.

 

[Yukinari]

Wart from Mario Bros 2.
Dies by eating vegetables and never came back in another mario game.

 

[bob-2000]

The Adoring Fan from Oblivion. He's just pathetic in every way. (And his hair looks like lemon ice cream)

 

[Ph33nix]

pvt roucshcwitz. come on man you can take that fucking terrorist you don;t need me to knife him for you. (the guy you get the achievement for saving as a marine)

 

[Polarix]

The man who was beaten by Glass Joe.

Uh hazyshadows, irishdelinquent ninja'd you by posting that on the first page.

But I also agree that the one person that lost to Glass Joe is the undoublty the biggest loser in gaming history, whoever that person is.

EDIT: Moneybags from the first three Spyro games is also sort of loser considering he collects so many gems from Spyro and then just ends up losing them all at the end of each game when Spyro rams him to death.

 

[Ph33nix]

Frogger. He's a frog that dies when he falls in water. How can you lose harder than that?

damn streight

 

[Random Argument Man]

I can't believe you guys forgot Slippy...Aside from boss health, he's useless...

 

[Danpascooch]

Vaan, could that guy be any more of a douchebag? and he's a MAIN CHARACTOR TOO!

wtf

 

[badgersprite]

The Adoring Fan from Oblivion. He's just pathetic in every way. (And his hair looks like lemon ice cream)

I think he looks like what would happen if a Super Saiyan knocked up a Troll Doll.