Loser Gaming Characters

[Ammadessi]

Furburt: Travis was a stunning non-entity in a game known for great characterization, I'd call that a loser, for sure. You also have to take into account that there's really no reason for him to be in Silent Hill. Anybody with half a brain would have gotten out of there faster than a cat in a rottweiler kennel, it's not as if he had any real emotional connection keeping him there.

 

[Kajt]

What is in your mind the biggest loser among game characters?

My vote goes to Tingle. Seriously, he's thirty-five years old, dresses in tights, spends way too much time talking about fairies and floats around by a freaking baloon selling overcharged maps. What a loser. And the sad thing is that he is the only Zelda character to get a spinoff on an official Nintendo console. What the fuck, guys?!

I believe you just ended your own thread, sir.

 

[Aunel]

Ophelia from Brütal Legend.

I'm not going to spoil it for you... But she is the most emo character ever.

yeah, but her song is MR. Crowley by Ozzy Osbourne, so it makes up for it.

OT: also from Brutal Legend, I hate lionwhyte , I still have nightmares from his voice I hate that voice.
that fucking voice
[small]that voice...[/small]

 

[Cherry Cola]

Ophelia from Brütal Legend.

I'm not going to spoil it for you... But she is the most emo character ever.

yeah, but her song is MR. Crowley by Ozzy Osbourne, so it makes up for it.

OT: also from Brutal Legend, I hate lionwhyte , I still have nightmares from his voice I hate that voice.
that fucking voice
[small]that voice...[/small]

Hey, Rob Halford will end your ass! Don't mess with Judas Priest!

Ironic how his voice was his downfall.

 

[Hazy]

The man who was beaten by Glass Joe.
-snip-

Uh hazyshadows, irishdelinquent ninja'd you by posting that on the first page.

Fetch me my gun, post haste!
Such vile treachery shall not go unnoticed!

(Irish, if you're reading this, I am only joking )

But sir, they have over 20 Man o' War ships with at least 56 cannons on each side of the ship. How are we ever to survive that?

We bring in...
The Ghosts.

 

[FalloutJack]

I do believe that EVERYONE in FF8 is the biggest loser ever. The most neurotic cast of idiotic and pointless characters to ever be in a game, and it's not even done in a funny way.

 

[Ghonzor]

I'd say Mario; Dude, she's not into you!

Agreed. He needs to find someone else or she needs to put out.

 

[Osaka-chaness]

Ophelia from Brütal Legend.

I'm not going to spoil it for you... But she is the most emo character ever.

Hate to agree, but I have to agree...xD

As for here...I have to say Tidus. "I HAET U DAD" He pretty much spends the whole game trying to get to his father just to say he hates him. That's sad right there xD

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Come on, Bowser hasn't even just dropped to rape yet, I expect from fear of vaginas.

Maybe a vagina ate his father.

Anyway, oddly enough Tingle came to mind immediately after I read the title, so there you have it.

 

[Polarix]

The man who was beaten by Glass Joe.
-snip-

Uh hazyshadows, irishdelinquent ninja'd you by posting that on the first page.

Fetch me my gun, post haste!
Such vile treachery shall not go unnoticed!

(Irish, if you're reading this, I am only joking )

But sir, they have over 20 Man o' War ships with at least 56 cannons on each side of the ship. How are we ever to survive that?

We bring in...
The Ghosts.

Of course, why didn't I think of that, you're a genius sir. Any ship that dares stand up to the might of ghosts is doomed for all eternity. Were going to win this war for sure and I'll tell the boos to haunt them until they surrender their flag to us.

 

[shwnbob]

Tingle from the Zelda games.