LucasFilms Confirms adding "NOOOOOO!" to Return of the Jedi

[Quaxar]

Meh. As much as I love the films, I decided to never buy them the moment Greedo shot first and Hayden Christensen waved at Luke.
Fuck you, George. Do you see me running around editing the shit out of your favourite films?

EDIT: Captcha includes the word "Hamill". Coincidence? I DON'T THINK SO!

 

[PerfectEnemy]

Hmm. Seems a bit over-reactive, to be honest. But I guess if it matters that much... well, people live their lives however they want. IT doesn't bother me that much, but I never really cared in the first place.

I feel like I have to say it, though: if you want George Lucas to stop screwing with the movies, stop buying the garbage he's selling. If the Blu-Ray version tanks in sales, then maybe he'll start to get the message. But it won't, and he won't. And because so many people are willing to buy it, he will continue to re-release and edit his movies.

It's sad that this is how things have become. Our consumerism is destroying something the community loves, and we refuse to stop it.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Is nothing sacred anymore???

WTF George?! How in the blue hell did he honestly think that would make the scene better? That was terrible!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Apparently George Lucus is unfamiliar with the phrase "if it ain't broke, don't fix it." Oh well I've got a simple solution for this, namely not buying the Blue Rays. Which works out just fine for me since I don't have a Blue Ray player anyway.

 

[pandasaw]

It is official, George is just out to troll the fans now, all there is to it.

There is no other explanation that I can really give.

Can you really blame him. All they tend to do it *****, and moan.

There is probably a good reason for that.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

all i can say in response to this is.....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

I think you are mistaken, the phrase you are looking for is DOOOO NOOOT WAAANTTT!!! [http://winterson.com/2009/01/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west-redux.html]

That is the most brilliantly stupid thing i've seen in a long time. I knew about the backstroke, but i didn't know they spoke Internet in it as well.

OT: When is HIS reign of terror gonna come to an end?

 

[Kiwilove]

That's.. not a good idea. At all.
Why do you hate your public, George Lucas?

 

[winter2]

There is no sigh big enough for this one.

 

[A Pious Cultist]

I feel a relevant image is order:

 

[4173]

Let's take the worst scene in the prequels, and add it to Jedi. Brilliance.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Name any other film - that's been remade by the same director - that's better.

One.

Lucas didn't create these films alone. Why the living fuck is he being allowed to ruin them on his own?

This is him crapping on a national treasure. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/106479-U-S-Government-Deems-The-Empire-Strikes-Back-THX-1138-4EB-Important]

Did Malcom X need remaking? Did Airplane! need remaking?

Did The Pink Panth... *Here we will hold a small memorial for Steve Martin's career path* ...er need remaking?

No?

LEAVE THE FILMS THE FUCK ALONE GEORGE. THEY WEREN'T YOURS TO BEGIN WITH.

 

[Darks63]

I wonder if hes doing this so when he releases a unalered original trilogy he can charge a ton of money for it.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

It is official, George is just out to troll the fans now, all there is to it.

There is no other explanation that I can really give.

Can you really blame him. All they tend to do it *****, and moan.

There is probably a good reason for that.

There is no good reason for whining like a bunch of spoiled brat children.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

OH SHIT HE ADDED ONE WHOLE WORD. GET TO THE BUNKER~!

Jokes aside, I don't see what the big deal is. It's his movie, he has the right to change it or not. If you have a problem with it go to Skywalker Ranch and hold him at gunpoint B|

 

[Sentox6]

How the fucking hell does this keep happening? I mean seriously how? I'm half tempted to declare all these mistakes an elaborate conspiricy and that this man isn't the real George Lucus. I mean what other explaination can there be for the guy who made Labrinth, Willow, Indiana fucking Jones (though granted he wasn't alone on that) and god damn Star Wars (As well as a dozen other awesome things) being as completely incompetent as he has been for the past 13 years or so?

Simple. He worked with other, non-retarded people on those projects. Somehow they were able to channel his strengths. When left to his own devices, however...

I'm not kidding, either. The more behind-the-scenes documentaries you watch on Star Wars, the more you realise most of the good elements (perhaps apart from the visual design) were forced upon Lucas, or at least done without his input. ESB is a prime example; it's not a great film because of George Lucas, it's a great film because of Irvin Kershner.

OH SHIT HE ADDED ONE WHOLE WORD. GET TO THE BUNKER~!

Jokes aside, I don't see what the big deal is. It's his movie, he has the right to change it or not. If you have a problem with it go to Skywalker Ranch and hold him at gunpoint B|

I will never understand people like you. Let's go step by step.

1) I, and many others, would like a Blu-Ray release of Star Wars.
2) However, as noted in (1), we want (a) "Star Wars", not (b) something else with the name printed on the front.
3) Unfortunately, we're getting (b), so now we don't get (1).

So now you have a group of people who were looking forward to something that they're not getting anymore.

This is entirely ignoring the fact that this edit is flat-out retarded, and ruins an iconic moment of the series beyond all belief. Lucas does have a right to change things. We have a right to express our opinion of his ridiculous changes, too, so what's your problem?

 

[Casual Shinji]

We really need to strap George into one of those kiddie leashes.

Or atleast put a sign around his neck that says, "unaccompanied minor".

 

[Kanatatsu]

fanboys and geeks sure get worked up over some pretty minor shit.

relax people. it's not that big a deal. really.

 

[SilverUchiha]

LUCAS! If you're going to go back and edit any of your movies. You need to edit the prequels so whenever Samuel L Jackson speaks, he says "************". That would at least be a step in the right direction. Also, take out Hayden Christianson from the episode 6 remake because he doesn't belong on such hallowed grounds.