Make a drinking game for any video game

[Mikejames]

Silent Hill

Take a shot every time you question the town's sanity,

two shots whenever you question your own.

Psychonauts

Whenever someone mentions milk or bunnies in a foreboding context.

Telltale's: The Walking Dead

Take a shot whenever you have to make a difficult decision.

Down the bottle whenever you feel sad.

Take a shot whenever Clementine saves the day,

and whenever Ben screws it up again.

 

[JagermanXcell]

Metroid Other M

Step 1. Take a shot whenever there is a continuity error/clearly poor attempt at character motivation.
Step 2. Die.

 

[CarlsonAndPeeters]

Any Mario Party game. Take a drink every time bullshit happens. Hit floor.

My friends and I actually play a Mario Party drinking game a lot. The rules are:

1) If you get a star, everyone else drinks
2) Losing team in a 1v3 or 2v2 mini-game drinks
3) Drink if you get the extra coins in a battle game
4) Drink every time the AI does something stupid

and the most important rule

5) The Fuck You Rule: At any time you may nominate an opponent to drink (generally because they screwed you over in some way). If the nomination is seconded, that person has to drink.

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

Assassin's Creed III

Play the main story and take a shot every time Charles Lee is mentioned.

 

[lacktheknack]

Tomb Raider 2013: Take a drink whenever you need to.
HARD MODE: Take a drink every time you cringe.

Dwarf Fortress: Take a drink every time something hilarious happens.
HARD MODE: Take a drink every time a game mechanic backfires horrifically.
This is a slow game, you'll hardly drink at all for the first couple hours. Then you'll be drinking like a fish.

Syberia: Take a drink every time Oscar says "Kate Walker".
HARD MODE: Take a drink every time something surreal happens.

 

[Vegosiux]

Alpha Protocol

-A shot whenever Darcy calls you "Mikey".
-A shot whenever Mina warns you or complains about civilian casualties.
-Down your drink whenever a plot twist happens. Only take a sip if you saw it coming.
-A shot whenever anyone does that smug smirk face (this one will kill ya).
-Down your drink whenever Heck says or does something crazy (this one will kill ya, too).
-A shot whenever SIE calls you "dahling" or gets horny for your carnage (this one will kill ya, also)
-A shot whenever Leland makes it a point how he knows and is in control of everything. Down your drink if you've set up something completely different for him (this one will kill ya, also too)

XCOM: Enemy Unknown

-A shot whenever you miss an 80%+ probablity shot. Down your drink if it was a 95%+.
-A shot whenever you hit a 20%- probability shot. Down your drink if it crits.
-A shot whenever Dr. Vahlen complains about blowing stuff up, and whenever her knack for interrogation is brought up.
-A shot whenever one of your soldiers is critically wounded or dies. Down your drink if they're a Lieutenant or higher.
-Optional; Down your drink in celebration whenever you complete a terror mission with zero XCOM and civilian casualties.
-Down your drink whenever you lose a satellite.
-Down your drink whenever you get blasted by a Sectopod you haven't seen yet.
-A shot whenever one of your people gets mind-controlled.

 

[EHKOS]

Any Mario Party game. Take a drink every time bullshit happens. Hit floor.

I could say the same thing about Tekken.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Play Ocarina of Time, drink every time Navi says "Hey!" or "Listen!". You'll be too drunk to continue playing before an hour has passed.

That's only if you actually acknowledge her existence. If you restrain yourself from actually hitting the C-up button or it's equivalent in the remakes you could theoretically go the entire game without ever hearing her say that. Well maybe you'll have to hear her say "Hey" a few times.

 

[jurnag12]

Tom Raider 2013

- take a drink anytime one of the characters yells one another's name
- take a shot whenever Mathias mumbles about the Sun Queen
- Take 2 shots anytime the Solarii yell how hard you're kicking their ass, and proceed to use regular tactics against you with no change in strategy.
- Take a shot when it is averted and they do try something appropriately ridiculous
- Whenever a scene with Sam and Lara has the Les Yay burning it's way through your monitor, finish your drink

 

[anthony87]

Asura's Wrath.

Take a shot every time Asura yells.

 

[PunkRex]

Pikmin, every time one of your little buddies snuffs it.

If you didn't care about them before you certainly will now you cruel bastard!

 

[wetfart]

Long Live the Queen

-Take a drink every time you fail a test
-Take 2 drinks every time you succeed a test
-Take a drink every time Elodie does something foolish
-Finish your drink every time you die

 

[Me55enger]

Play The Binding of Isaac and take a shot whenever you shift uncomfortably at the realisation it's a game about child abuse.

 

[PatrickXD]

Payday 2: Drink for the duration of pressing the use key. This game has the added bonus of only requiring a drink when you don't need to touch any other controls.

 

[Azaraxzealot]

While playing Dead Rising Infinite Mode. Take a shot every time Frank goes "whew" while standing still.

 

[Qvar]

Well maybe you'll have to hear her say "Hey" a few times.

A "few" times, yeah. It even has it's own tvtropes page.

 

[Godhead]

Metro 2033: Every time your killed by an Amoeba in D6 take a shot.

 

[JustPhil]

Assassin's Creed 3: Take a shot whenever Charles Lee [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLFlq2SerGQ] is mentioned.

 

[jdogtwodolla]

First person shooter

Down an entire drink every time a gun goes "bang bang"

 

[bluerocker]

I'll bite

Nier
- Take a drink every time Nier says "Yonah!"
- Take a drink every time Kaine swears
-- Take another if someone comments on Kaine swearing
- Take a drink every time Weiss acts high and mighty
- Take a drink every time the word "Shade" is said

You'll be drunk in the first 2 hours.