Make a drinking game for any video game

[kingthrall]

My god you reminded me of zork this scene hahahahah, WANTS SOME RYE! COURSE YA DO!

um probably those jerks who play call of duty how many times people write FFS or BS when dieing.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Well maybe you'll have to hear her say "Hey" a few times.

A "few" times, yeah. It even has it's own tvtropes page.

Presumably because too few people figured out that they could just not press the C-up button to get Navi to shut up.

 

[Qvar]

Well maybe you'll have to hear her say "Hey" a few times.

A "few" times, yeah. It even has it's own tvtropes page.

Presumably because too few people figured out that they could just not press the C-up button to get Navi to shut up.

I don't know where have you played TLoZ, my N64 version would CONTIUALLY say "hey!" over and over very 10 minutes or so IF I didn't press C-up to let her finally say her damn line.

 

[Fenra]

Metal Gear Rising, take a shot on a successful parry
take a shot when the vocals on a track kick in
take a shot every time the word meme is used

for the killer, for every piece a boss is cut into at the end of combat you must drink non-stop for that many seconds (eg, cut someone into 20 pieces, drink for 20 seconds straight)

 

[FPLOON]

Hmmmm... I got one:

Child of Eden
Take a shot after any purification of an enemy

...There's only 5 levels, each lasting an average of about 10 or so minutes... How hard can it be to survive this drinking game?

 

[Racecarlock]

Take a drink every time someone complains about millenials in GTA V.

Seriously, I doubt most of the humor in that game counts as humor. Just someone complaining about how horrible LA is. How is lazlow being at the end of his rope and literally ready to kill himself funny? They just threw some stereotypes at a board and said "Fuck it, let's go with that".

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Well maybe you'll have to hear her say "Hey" a few times.

A "few" times, yeah. It even has it's own tvtropes page.

Presumably because too few people figured out that they could just not press the C-up button to get Navi to shut up.

I don't know where have you played TLoZ, my N64 version would CONTIUALLY say "hey!" over and over very 10 minutes or so IF I didn't press C-up to let her finally say her damn line.

Well I haven't played the original N64 version in a long time, but I do know that if you don't press the C-Up button she won't say anything except maybe if you do the time travel thing. ...at least in the remakes anyway.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The Uncharted crumble:

Every time a ledge breaks or you cause some scenery to be destroyed drink.
Drink twice if Someone makes a snarky comment about it.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Take a finger whenever you become wanted for tearing down wanted posters.

Haha! I forgot that one!

I have to say, I love the games, but they arn't half a bit weird and illogical at times! And as you can tell by my 'rules' I have more than a few issues with controling my characters! I do missions by trial, error and 50% luck! The ammount of times I have jumped perpendicularily to a building completely unintentionally when I thought he was going to jump straight to the next one!

 

[Moloch Sacrifice]

XCOM: Enemy Unknown

-A shot whenever you miss an 80%+ probablity shot. Down your drink if it was a 95%+.
-A shot whenever you hit a 20%- probability shot. Down your drink if it crits.
-A shot whenever Dr. Vahlen complains about blowing stuff up, and whenever her knack for interrogation is brought up.
-A shot whenever one of your soldiers is critically wounded or dies. Down your drink if they're a Lieutenant or higher.
-Optional; Down your drink in celebration whenever you complete a terror mission with zero XCOM and civilian casualties.
-Down your drink whenever you lose a satellite.
-Down your drink whenever you get blasted by a Sectopod you haven't seen yet.
-A shot whenever one of your people gets mind-controlled.

Hard Mode
-take a shot when you lose a mission.
-take an additional shot if you choose to restart the mission.
-Drink whenever Dr. Shen questions the morality of your actions.
-Down your drink if he and Dr. Vahlen have opposing opinions. You will not survive this.

 

[Muspelheim]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Misery mod.

Take a shot each time you are torn apart by mutant cats.
Take a shot each time you are killed by a Controller hiding in a cupboard.
Take a shot each time you find porn rags.
Take a shot each time you find Mein Kampf.
Take a shot each time you survive a fire fight. Double it if the spent ammunition makes it a net loss.

When you are so drunk have to squint to see what you're doing, drink three bottles of Putinka in-game and dive into an anomaly. Take a shot as you fry.

BONUS: Take a shot each time someone says "Suka".

Shutsh ish lyfe in du zshone...

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"Oh, that was a card game to remember... I have never been so drunk in my entire life. Don't come whine at me about hangovers. Trust me.

 

[Jon Shannow]

Hotline Miami - drink every time you die and try to hold on long enough for the ambulance to get you to the hospital