Make a Great Game Sound Boring

[Goldeneye103X2]

FIFA: Kick a ball
Call of duty: Shoot a guy
Max Payne: Shoot a guy, but slower
Killer7: Shoot a zombie terrorist, then watch him explode in little floaty blood molecules....

Yeah, I might need to work on the last one.

 

[Jimmy T. Malice]

Skyrim: You're not really told which direction to go in and you have to find quests by walking for miles.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Animal Crossing: Basically, you have to pick weeds and repay a neverending loan to some 'coon.