Make baseless assumptions about game characters!

[Ashbax]

Spoiler: HL2 Spoiler

Eli Vance isnt dead, just nappin'

 

[captaincabbage]

Princess Peach is a shrewd cock-tease.

'Cake' indeed.

lol I think you just read the back of the box. ;P

 

[Therumancer]

Raidy from the "Lightning Warrior Raidy" games wound up doing porno games after trying unsuccessfully to break into mainstream RPGs. In between titles she wonders where her life went wrong, and is currently applying for roles in "Dragon Age 3", and "The Witcher 3". If she succeeds she hopes to hire the virtual actor playing Agent 47 (who is a sad old man who reads too much spy fiction, but a pretty good hacker with a fondness for Mountain Dew Code Red, and one of the front men for Anonymous... that's his suit in the pictures incidently) to erase as much evidence of her former career as possible.

 

[OldAccount]

Sam Fisher was inappropriately touched by his uncle as a child. It seems he's not only hiding in the shadows from his enemies...but from his memories!

 

[Jake0fTrades]

Gordan Freeman has an STD.

Sonic is a pervert.
Mario is an alchohalic.

You idiot. Mario doesn't drink, he uses Mushrooms.

 

[sockdrama]

The main character in Just Cause is a genocidal maniac. Oh, wait....

 

[DCMan]

Snoopy- Gay lover of the Red Baron.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

Zaeed Massani has a collection of stuffed animals in his bedroom. His favorite is a Teddy Bear named Scruffles.

 

[theriddlen]

Kate definitely did not bring the scale itch to Normandy...
Emm... ehh... okay, i lied, we all know she humps everything that is unlucky enough to not escape on time...

 

[Jake0fTrades]

Zaeed Massani has a collection of stuffed animals in his bedroom. His favorite is a Teddy Bear named Scruffles.

Zaeed interchangeable with Urdnot Wrex.

 

[OldAccount]

Every Halloween the Spartans from Noble Team would have a Rocky Horror night...George was Dr. Frank-N-Furter.

 

[subject_87]

Snoopy- Gay lover of the Red Baron.

Well, I guess he's been in a game or two (Didn't he have his own flight combat game a while back?).

OT: Solid Snake wishes he could be a ballerina.

 

[theguitarhero6]

Daxter enjoys eating lawn clippings.
The mask from Splatterhouse enjoys cosplay.
Jin from Tekken hates Mondays.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Veronica is not really a lesbian and she wants to have sex with my Courier.

 

[AVATAR_RAGE]

Geth (number 2477563) - chain smoker, spends all of his money on bad videos on the galactic internet

 

[RegalBacon]

Gordon Freeman is actually Morgan Freeman, his adopted brother, out for revenge on the Combine. He doesn't say anything since everyone would around him would stop fighting to listen to his mellow tones, and he wants to go down FIGHTING

 

[silver wolf009]

The Spy has a huge golden afro. Wouldn't that be a taunt.