http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?comic=279Palademon said:
Picture proof, it's hardly a baseless assumption now.
Make baseless assumptions about game characters!
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Picture proof, it's hardly a baseless assumption now.
Oh god i can imagine it.Secret world leader (shhh) said:
R: Curse you Kain, i'll divorce you yet.
K: You should have known better than to hire Phoenix as your attourney.
G: Would you pleassse *Hhhk* Be quiieeet...You dooo thissss *Hhhk* Every daay.
OT: Me and some friends tought this up, it's not exactly baseless, but it's still good.
The entire of Resident Evil is a drunken hallucination, the actual situation is a college dorm with the Redfield siblings, Leon Kennedy, Wesker and Sheva. (W and S are exchange students) All locked in a Marijuana-induced haze. (This explains all the healing items being various forms of
Tryndamere The Barbarian King: listens to this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjNPeKgLnC8] on his headphones during every game.
Your Dad from Fallout 3 is a Jedi master.
Coach From L4D2 hates sport.
Pyramid Head loves Undead Nurse but she is dating Sepulcher.
He cant take it in the end and sadly commits suicide at work with his twin brother.
Coach From L4D2 hates sport.
Pyramid Head loves Undead Nurse but she is dating Sepulcher.
He cant take it in the end and sadly commits suicide at work with his twin brother.
Your father in fo3 wasn't sneaking off to purify water, but to play warcraft round fawkes' house.
Terrible ping in vaults, you know.
Also, joker has been known to park the normandy in disabled bays without a permit. When asked why he didn't just apply for one, he responded 'in your ear with a can of beer, shepard.'
Terrible ping in vaults, you know.
Also, joker has been known to park the normandy in disabled bays without a permit. When asked why he didn't just apply for one, he responded 'in your ear with a can of beer, shepard.'
Mario is actually a monarchist bringing about the end of a democratic government led by the popularly elected President Bowser. He also commits genocide on several of the different species living in the Mushroom Republic (don't listen to the propaganda, Mushroom Kingdom is just the name used by the ousted Princess Peach to try to regain power).
Mass Effect is actually very similar to Fight Club in that Shepard is actually a personae created by Conrad to fulfil his subconscious desires. When "Commander Shepard" meets with Conrad, its just Conrad having a severe mental breakdown and his two identities are clashing within his mind. The reason why Shepard can be so discouraging to Conrad is that Shepard is also manifesting Conrad's feeling of self-loathing. In ME3 this information will be reveal and Conrad will have to come to terms with the fact that he's actually a Spectre and that his "hero" was him all along.
And the protagonist from Bioshock (I forget his name if he had one) is a hermaphrodite.
Mass Effect is actually very similar to Fight Club in that Shepard is actually a personae created by Conrad to fulfil his subconscious desires. When "Commander Shepard" meets with Conrad, its just Conrad having a severe mental breakdown and his two identities are clashing within his mind. The reason why Shepard can be so discouraging to Conrad is that Shepard is also manifesting Conrad's feeling of self-loathing. In ME3 this information will be reveal and Conrad will have to come to terms with the fact that he's actually a Spectre and that his "hero" was him all along.
And the protagonist from Bioshock (I forget his name if he had one) is a hermaphrodite.
I think Shepard from mass effect 2 is really intellectual and sits in starbucks sipping cappucino writing poetry on their Mac and going into space just makes him even cooler because he's like doing what pink floyd sing about.
Luigi actually hates the texture of mushrooms, but if he doesn't eat them, then Mario will put him back in the box.
Jasper from fable 3 was a master fencer and renowned adventurer until he almost lost one of his arms in a freak spelunking accident.
Dante accidentally the whole thing.
Bowser keeps kidnapping Peach simply because he wants the 150 GP that he loaned her back. He doesn't even want interest on it anymore.
Junpei Iori is a grandmaster Go player, and is ranked 13th in the world.
Jasper from fable 3 was a master fencer and renowned adventurer until he almost lost one of his arms in a freak spelunking accident.
Dante accidentally the whole thing.
Bowser keeps kidnapping Peach simply because he wants the 150 GP that he loaned her back. He doesn't even want interest on it anymore.
Junpei Iori is a grandmaster Go player, and is ranked 13th in the world.
Sephiroth is completely bald, and wears the only wig left in the SOLDIERS fancy dress shop.
Also, SOLDIER has a fancy dress shop.
Uh... Navi's male. Spyro is in fact a bear dressed in snake skins.
I'm tired. I can't think of any decent ones. I'll come back later.
Also, SOLDIER has a fancy dress shop.
Uh... Navi's male. Spyro is in fact a bear dressed in snake skins.
I'm tired. I can't think of any decent ones. I'll come back later.
Barry is Wesker in a fatsuit and fake beard.
He does it to reaffirm his feelings of superiority.
And for lulz.
He does it to reaffirm his feelings of superiority.
And for lulz.
Link is actually a flat chested girl who is in love with Princess Zelda however Ganondorf knows this and is against same sex relationships thus his entire reason for kidnapping Zelda is to not allow the two to be together. Zelda knew of Ganondorf's plan and decided to dress up as Shiek as to appear to be male so they can be together but Ganondorf saw through her disguise.
And the rest as they say is history, this also explains why those thieves (can't remember their name) have Ganondorf as their leader since they can't release their sexual tension with each other.
And the rest as they say is history, this also explains why those thieves (can't remember their name) have Ganondorf as their leader since they can't release their sexual tension with each other.
