Make up your own rule!

[The Kangaroo]

Any wild bear must be captured, trained, and given laser vision. Laser-vision bear uprisings are not tolerable. (Should one occur, we shall switch to laser vision sharks.

I dunno I think about half our national income is going into reearch

 

[Metalchair]

Ninjas. Rule. Supreme.

 

[arc101]

Gary larson will be the official cartoonist for all major events and he shall also be decreed the super ultimate king of art

 

[The Kangaroo]

Ninjas. Rule. Supreme.

Or child ninjas