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Xpwn3ntial

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Anyone who commits a capital offense or acts like a douchebag for more than three days consecutively shall face the banhammer.
 

Vrex360

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1. Men must stop with their sexist ways and learn to respect women and treat them as people.
2. Women must shut up and do what they are told
3. It is illegal to create contradicting laws
 

Kinguendo

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If you are ugly, poor, fat and stupid and still have an unrealisticly hot girlfriend/boyfriend then you are to be applauded wherever the 2 of you go...

However if you are found to be cheating on said "Hotness" then you are to be subjected to a series of "luck trials" in which you place each appendage into a covered box of your choice (all are harmful but some are less so than others), once you have placed each appendage into one of the many boxes then you are forgiven by the general public... But not necesserily your significant other.
 

The Kangaroo

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Reuq said:
All games developers must get like Valve. That is all.... wait, not Bethesda.
I decided to change that a little to better suit the fact that I'm running a country
 

Fniff

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Anybody who has a stupid voice who plays online shooters all the time using the mic more often then the fire button,will have their vocal chords removed.
 

Ciarang

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Eoin Livingston said:
18.- No rap, trance, drum n base or grime music in public places or schools
Rap and drum 'n' bass I can understand, but not all trance is bad...
Eoin Livingston said:
28.- Radio and TV music channels must play a fair share of as many genres as possible,which includes many types of metal,progressive rock, shoegaze, ambient, blues, jazz, classical, neofolk, industrial etc.
Also rule 18 contradicts rule 28 =P
 

The Kangaroo

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Ciarang said:
Eoin Livingston said:
18.- No rap, trance, drum n base or grime music in public places or schools
Rap and drum 'n' bass I can understand, but not all trance is bad...
Eoin Livingston said:
28.- Radio and TV music channels must play a fair share of as many genres as possible,which includes many types of metal,progressive rock, shoegaze, ambient, blues, jazz, classical, neofolk, industrial etc.
Also rule 18 contradicts rule 28 =P
No it doesn't 18 says none of that music can be played in public places, you can still hear it on the radio
 

Versago

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40 (give or take). In the event of any attempts at bringing back films or programs that were hailed as amazing before (such as S.Darko or Red Dwarf: Back to Earth). All conspirators must be given the death penalty - as a warning to all others who attempt to urinate on the good name of a legendary show in an attempt to make easy money or tonge-bath fanfest with a shit sequal.

Red Dwarf should NEVER have gone back to earth.
Case Closed.
 

Kollega

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- Cartoons of Alexander Tatarsky (Sledstvie Vedut Kolobki and others) should be made part of basic education.

- Every city should have a monument of Ratchet and Clank. Size of the monument depends on the size of a city in question.

- 3/4 of worldwide military budget should be redirected to space exploration and colonization.

- Ride Into The Danger Zone should be played in any bombers going in to attack.

- Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears for Fears should be made national anthem,just for the sheer irony of it.
 

Killer Rabbit

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Genius day will be a holiday in which we honor those who were awesome

(E.x Leonardo da vinci, Nikola tesla, Albert einstein.)

On this holiday, people of average or above-average intelligence will be able to buy up to $200 in free stuff.
 

lostclause

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Pink Floyd must never be put on shuffle. Punishable by being forced to listen to crazy frog.
 

The Kangaroo

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Sir Roflpwn said:
Evil the White said:
Sir Roflpwn said:
NO THONGS!!!
People have to apply for a thong permit, which must be checked monthly, to determine whether they are suitable for such garments.
all people who wear thongs without a permit must floss daily with said thongs.
Thank you for the image of a fat woman flossing
 

The Kangaroo

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Sir Roflpwn said:
Eoin Livingston said:
Sir Roflpwn said:
Evil the White said:
Sir Roflpwn said:
NO THONGS!!!
People have to apply for a thong permit, which must be checked monthly, to determine whether they are suitable for such garments.
all people who wear thongs without a permit must floss daily with said thongs.
Thank you for the image of a fat woman flossing
Your welcome
LET IT BURN YOUR EYES!!!
 

SomethingUnrelated

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You must have all of the rules branded onto your buttocks, reading each one as it is branded to ensure you understand them. =D
 

Ren3004

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1. TV stations dedicated to music should have most of their lineup dedicated to music shows and video clips.

a) Filling most of the aforementioned lineup with reality shows is punishable with being forced to listen to brokencyde for a minimum of two weeks, or until the condemned's ears start bleeding.