Make your job title sound better

[alandavidson]

Er... I'm an actor so I'm not sure how to make that sound better.

Maybe "Human Behavior Analyst"?

 

[Spookimitsu]

Technology Diagnostic Officer. or commonly IT Technician. What I actually do is read the escapist and joystiq all day

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Master of Music Technology or Audio Overlord (Audio Engineer)...I actually like the last one, makes it sound more exciting than my actual job title.

Audio Overlord is a cracking job title, I think you should try and make that official. Then get business cards....

Yes...yes...from now on I shall be known as the Audio Overlord! I think I will get those on cards actually, I've been meaning to get new ones, I will make it so!

 

[Da Orky Man]

Aquatic Guardian of Lives, as opposed to Lifeguard; or for a more honest name, Professional People Watcher.

Or for my other job, Protector of the Future Generation. I work at a Latchkey program

That second one sound much worse.

 

[zane224]

I was the head dishwasher at a restraunt. I called myself the Assisant Supervisor of Post Culinary Maintainence

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Seeker of Knowledge. I'm a student.

Actually, I was gonna use "Student" to make "Unemployed" better.

 

[creepy_rabbit]

Creator of Jelly-Flavoured Goods!
Yes, i make pies for a living...

 

[Les Awesome]

President Man
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[esperandote]

Software developer>Programmer

 

[Udyrfrykte]

Sage of Technlogy and Creator of Systems. I work as a system developer, but I also have the title of IT consultant.

 

[ViRi]

Adolescent Entertainment Specialist = Toys Dept

 

[Graevan]

An Inventory Maintenance Specialist and a Fabricator of Theoretical Histories within Divergent Realities.
Shelf-Stacker and Fiction Writer.

 

[Slenn]

Condensed Matter Physics Researcher. I guess I don't count really, because that is my real job title. XD

 

[RaptorShark]

Test Bay Technical Team Leader

...that's my actual job title (but it's not as cool as it sounds - for example, I'm meant to be working right now.)

 

[JKain]

I'm a Character-Impression-direction-converting-Analogy-Transmitter (or CIDCAT)

and in between a part-time government-supported-financial-disaster-impersonator
(Actor and unemployed in between theatre-engagements)

Fire Science Engineer (Firefighter) and Anatomy Mechanic (Paramedic). I think Fire Medic sounds more bad ass though.

I have to say...I can't think of any title a person could have that i would initially trust more than after hearing someone is a Fire-Medic!!!
Also...that really needs to become a character-class in....just any game one can think of

 

[tavelkyosoba]

Parcel Conveyance Liaison

I work for UPS.

 

[esplode]

I used to work at Subway. I was a 'Sandwich Artist'. I think they already tried to make it sound better, so I'll leave it as their version.

 

[OpiateChicken]

1.Quantitative Cryogenic-Resource Import Specialist

i stock milk at a grocery store


2. Treasurer of Funding at a Generational Equipment Outlet

cashier at a baby supply store

 

[King Toasty]

Used to work in a deli, spearing chickens with spits.
"Animal Support Leader."

I gave them backbone. ;D

 

[Cheesus333]

Pending Deployment to Unknown Duties of Potentially Extreme Importance.

I'm unemployed >.>

I used to work at Subway. I was a 'Sandwich Artist'. I think they already tried to make it sound better, so I'll leave it as their version.

My friend is also a Sandwich Artist. It makes her feel better about the fact that she makes sandwiches for misogynists all day.