Make your job title sound better

[Porygon-2000]

Well, it says 'Sales Assistant' on my papers, so im going to go with...
'Commercial Trade Mediator!' or something.

Or, if truth is an optional extra - Lord High President of the Terran Dominion!

 

[genericusername64]

El Janitor

 

[Byere]

currency for goods exchange personal

I'm a cashier

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Enhanced Educational Information Absorber Unit(Sixth form student)

 

[rockoffanddie]

i can't think of a way to make primary school administrative assailant sound better, which is quite sad really. i do have one for my brother's job though knowledge receptacle merchant (he works in a book shop).

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

Im a Canine cardiac motivator and hygiene specialist, while also being a sub aqua ceramics technician and a beverage and other refreshment provider.
so i walk dogs, and serve teas...

 

[pyramid head grape]

Professional Couch Warmer! = I don't have a job.

 

[Syngry]

Master of Dish Sanitation (dishwasher)

 

[Swedmarine]

"Collector of Donations"? I suppose for most of those I have any contact with give these "donations" rather unwillingly, they usually scream in my ear when they call me so it's kind of hard to tell what they are saying though...

They are probably only telling you what a fine work you're doing.

 

[monkey_man]

The necessary supply re-access-inator
I am a restocker of the shelves in a local supermarket

 

[ArchAngelKira]

I'm the classified precipitant of the distribution of medical information

 

[roostuf]

Seeker of Knowledge. I'm a student.

So am I. However, I am a Diciple of the Arts.

Huh...Well that makes me a seeker of the knowledge of lost art.

 

[Athol]

I am an Estate Mantinence Technician for multiple holdings. (+1 internets if you guess what I mean)

 

[Azaez]

Super Secret code breaker for the US Navy....also called a CTT

 

[Sebster 105]

Information Delivery Officer

Paperboy.

 

[Hollock]

my title is front end service acting professional. Guess what I do.

 

[Klarinette]

Sales Associate, so... Customer Experience Engineer? ugh.

 

[ratman995]

Transporter of print information
(paper boy)

 

[David Bray]

Self-Horizonal Attainment Manager - Redundant