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Caliostro

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I want to start a little "challenge" with my fellow escapists (it's directly game related, but if this is the wrong area, move it please nil/wilson, cheers).

I think it's safe to say a lot of us are very..."adept" gamers, not to say addicts. Once a game is over, there's usually little else to it than completing some achievements, getting that 100%, and shelfing it. (yes, I created a new verb: "To shelf". Shut up.) However, achievements are generally neglected by most developers, which is strange as it is a rather easy, cheap and effective way to lengthen gameplay...

So anyways, the challenge is simple: Make your own achievement, for any game, and try to complete other people's achievements. Remember to mention the game it's for, and to give it a neat name for style points.

I'll start:

Game: Crysis Warhead
Achievement: With all the Wrath - Melee the final exosuit to death. You can use guns to throw off the smaller foes, but you can't shoot the exosuit.

Game: Crysis/Warhead
Achievement: Berserk - Beat the game using nothing but melee combat. Exception made for the aliens.

Game: Crysis/Warhead
Achievement: Hardcore Berserk - Beat the game using nothing but melee. No exceptions unless it's just impossible (like the final boss in Crysis which is to far away to punch).

Game: Crysis/Warhead
Achievement: Canadian Fury - Cut down every tree in the game.

Game: Assassin's Creed
Achievement: Cutting Edge Technology - Kill all guards in a city, in all 3 districts.

Game: Call of Duty 4
Achievement: IMMA FIRIN' MAH KNIFE - Play through the game using knife only, except where impossible.

Game: Swat 4
Achievement: Stunning - Play through the whole game without a single casualty. Arrest everyone.

Game: Swat 4
Achievement: The Right To Remain Dead - Play through the game killing everyone you can, getting the lowest possible score to actually advance (if you're playing in the lowest difficulty I think you have no minimum, so go kill EVERYONE.).
 

Anarchemitis

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Someone already made a thread like this, but it was a while ago [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.53215].
Also, someone made one specifically for Team Fortress 2 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.70285]
 

AlphaLion

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Achivement
Game:Escapist
Achivement: Re-Do- remake a thread that had already been done 3 times.

Game: Call of Duty 4
Achivement: Rick James, B*TCH!- Complete fifty rounds of team death match, shouting I'M RICK JAMES *****!!! at three different points, in each round.

Game: Gears of War
Achivement: Don't phear da reaper- Teamkill over 100 times
 

Caliostro

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Anarchemitis post=9.74376.831273 said:
Someone already made a thread like this, but it was a while ago [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.53215].
Also, someone made one specifically for Team Fortress 2 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.70285]
Didn't find it in search, but then again, I searched for Achievement... I got an amalgamation of threads, might have missed it.
 

Squeaksx

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Fable 2: Pull a Freddy
Have sex with both male and female

(For those who get the joke, that guy is one of my favorite artists, so fuck off ;3.)

Fable 2: You are straight....Right?
Spend half your income on pointless clothing to make your character look cool. (I would have one extra achievement for every game that would allow it :3..)
 

SecretTacoNinja

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King Hippo post=9.74376.831333 said:
Fable 2: "YOU'RE A BIG MAN! A BIG MAN!"

Beat 500,000,000 women, at least half of Which are your wifes.

Fable 2: "Keep that pimping hand strong!"

Beat 100 wives and steal their loot!
My new thing is correcting people's grammar/spelling.

My achievment:

Mirror's Edge:
You Dumb F**k!
Misjudge the distance between two buildings and plummet to your splatter-death
1 point
 

AlphaLion

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Game: Fable 2
Achivement: Doin' it doggy style- Join 100 co-op games and kick each person's dog

Game: Fable 2
Achivement: Why so serious?: Join a co-op game and kill your partner's kid. Bouns!-kick batman in the balls.

Game: Fable 2
Achivement: Wait, that's not right...: Dress up as a cross dresser and complete the game(Be a male, dress like a female).

I can't wait for fable2 though...
 

Caliostro

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SecretTacoNinja post=9.74376.831351 said:
King Hippo post=9.74376.831333 said:
Fable 2: "YOU'RE A BIG MAN! A BIG MAN!"

Beat 500,000,000 women, at least half of Which are your wifes.

Fable 2: "Keep that pimping hand strong!"

Beat 100 wives and steal their loot!
My new thing is correcting people's grammar/spelling.

My achievment:

Mirror's Edge:
You Dumb F**k!
Misjudge the distance between two buildings and plummet to your splatter-death
1 point
If this is also valid for other games.... Very much completed... Goddamnit it Altaïr... Stretch!
 

SecretTacoNinja

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Caliostro post=9.74376.831378 said:
SecretTacoNinja post=9.74376.831351 said:
King Hippo post=9.74376.831333 said:
Fable 2: "YOU'RE A BIG MAN! A BIG MAN!"

Beat 500,000,000 women, at least half of Which are your wifes.

Fable 2: "Keep that pimping hand strong!"

Beat 100 wives and steal their loot!
My new thing is correcting people's grammar/spelling.

My achievement:

Mirror's Edge:
You Dumb F**k!
Misjudge the distance between two buildings and plummet to your splatter-death
1 point
If this is also valid for other games.... Very much completed... Goddamnit it Altaïr... Stretch!
It's valid for any game with very tall buildings and the ability to jump off them. Completed in: Crackdown, GTA 4 and Assassin's Creed (for the short time I had it).
 

the monopoly guy

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[http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php]
EDIT: I screwed up, my fingers are cold.

EDIT again: to the person below me who's name I forgot since I pressed the edit button, in the original achievement I screwed up and said that everyone has unlocked it.
 

Space Spoons

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Game: The Escapist
Achievements:
Easy Going - Contribute to a repeat thread without pointing out that it has been done before. 10pts

Constructive Critic - Call out a thread on being a repeat, but still manage to contribute. 5pts

No Mercy - Call out a thread on being a repeat without contributing to the discussion. 5pts

Stonking Great - Disagree with Yahtzee. 55pts
 

Caliostro

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Pyronox post=9.74376.831792 said:
SecretTacoNinja post=9.74376.831404 said:
Caliostro post=9.74376.831378 said:
SecretTacoNinja post=9.74376.831351 said:
King Hippo post=9.74376.831333 said:
Fable 2: "YOU'RE A BIG MAN! A BIG MAN!"

Beat 500,000,000 women, at least half of Which are your wifes.

Fable 2: "Keep that pimping hand strong!"

Beat 100 wives and steal their loot!
My new thing is correcting people's grammar/spelling.

My achievement:

Mirror's Edge:
You Dumb F**k!
Misjudge the distance between two buildings and plummet to your splatter-death
1 point
If this is also valid for other games.... Very much completed... Goddamnit it Altaïr... Stretch!
It's valid for any game with very tall buildings and the ability to jump off them. Completed in: Crackdown, GTA 4 and Assassin's Creed (for the short time I had it).[/quo
Caliostro post=9.74376.831378 said:
SecretTacoNinja post=9.74376.831351 said:
King Hippo post=9.74376.831333 said:
Fable 2: "YOU'RE A BIG MAN! A BIG MAN!"

Beat 500,000,000 women, at least half of Which are your wifes.

Fable 2: "Keep that pimping hand strong!"

Beat 100 wives and steal their loot!
My new thing is correcting people's grammar/spelling.

My achievment:

Mirror's Edge:
You Dumb F**k!
Misjudge the distance between two buildings and plummet to your splatter-death
1 point
If this is also valid for other games.... Very much completed... Goddamnit it Altaïr... Stretch!
Well Altair does stretch when u press b....
Why did you...double quote...and..misquote..and... my head...


And well, he doesn't really stretch, he sort of holds his arms out and waits for something to touch his fingertips so he can hold.

monopoly guy: Logic Not Found. No one unlocked it, but it's unlocked... And yes, I did search, as I mentioned before, I didn't find it. Here's one for you: Achievement: Read thread before posting. Also, the other ones pointed out by Anarchemitis are either "for the 360 owners only." or TF2 only.
 

[zonking great]

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You want a tough achievement? Try getting Dead Rising on 100%. Once you've done that, talk to me again, mister Anderson.
 

Yonnick19

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Any FPS
Achievement: I didn't mean to do that! - Kill an enemy with a bullet shot through a friendly player.
Award: 10 points

Gears of War
Achievement: Friendly fire is bad? - Kill an ally while friendly fire is on.
Award: 5 points

Oblivion
Achievement: Level Scaling woopy! - Defeat the Grand Champion "The Gray Prince" in the arena as a level 1
Award: 15 Points

World of Warcraft
Achievement: Holy!? - Kill an enemy on your own while you have spent at least 50 points in any holy tree in the game.
Award: 25 Points

World of Warcraft
Achievement: Shiny Buttons :O - kill an enemy as a Warlock without getting closer then 29 yards.
Award: 5 Points

World of Warcraft
Achievement: What'ya doing with your life? - Play 300 hours of WoW without getting higher then level 30.
Award: -15 points
 

darthsmily

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Achievement: Achievement Whore
Complete All Achievements Ever Made.
50 pts

Achievement: Virgin
Never Complete An Achievement
50 pts