Mall Fight - Back To Basics (Open)

[The Thinker]

I crush MammothBlade and Martintox. I bash Eric repeatedly against the side of the cube, giving him several concussions. Then I roll over Knife, triggering all the bombs at once. The shrapnel from the destroyed cube kills everything not already dead.

 

[Zepherus14]

"Hey can you believe those little foam dinosaurs that grow out of the little foam eggs, can move if you leave them in the water long enough!!" I shout riding on a giant foam/sponge T-rex dinosaur.

"Can you believe the bookstore didn't have any spud jokes!?" I say as I load my spud gun.

"It seems you all don't have enough STARCH in your diet! Let me help you with that!!" I open fire on everyone available.

OoC: It's made of foam, so the dinosaur is mostly just for the 'WTF is that?!' factor, it wouldn't be able to do anything...

 

[Zepherus14]

I respawn, confused as to how someone went and burned a sponge filled with water.

 

[Zepherus14]

"Damn you logic!"

 

[Zepherus14]

"AH!!" I keel over in pain, "WHY?!"

 

[Knife-28]

I slap Eric.
"Now stop that, it's silly." I say, "And rather suspect."

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I Grab Knife and shove a Toy Knife up his ass.

 

[Zepherus14]

I eventually recover from the impact to my balls, and swiftly slam my foot squarely into Eric's crotch...

"Damn it, that freakn hurt! How the hell do you like it!?"

 

[Knife-28]

I laugh at Eric's misfortune. Then I jump in the fountain and respawn.

 

[Zepherus14]

I run for the hills, making a mad dash to the sports equipment store, Erik isn't going to sack me again!

 

[Zepherus14]

"AgH!! YOU CAN READ MINDS TOO?! I think one of them popped you jerk!" I say rolling around on the floor.

OoC: Sorry about that, force of habit. One of my friends is named Erik. So I often just write it that way...

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I Grab Eric and cut off his balls with a spoon(?!)

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I grab a Strawberry Cheesecake as I await my next victim.

 

[Knife-28]

I eat said Strawberry Cheesecake, along with Diablo's hand.

 

[Zepherus14]

I respawn and see Knife eating Diablo's hand. "Hey is that candy or something?"

I run over to the two and eat Diablo's other hand.

 

[Knife-28]

Seeing that my tasty treat is under threat, I rip off Diablo's arm and start swinging it at Zeph and Eric.

 

[Zepherus14]

I grab Eric Diablo to defend myself. He makes a wonderful meat shield.

OoC: Thanks!

 

[Zepherus14]

I laugh as Eric's revolver explodes into millions of pieces, killing him instantly, because he didn't read the start of the thread and can't instantly spawn weapons.

I then turn Diablo around and ask him. "You ok, it looks like you could use... A HAND!!"

 

[Zepherus14]

I continue to use Diablo as a meat shield, blocking the acid. "Damn you're handy! Even if you don't have any!!"

OoC: Whenever Diablo comes back, he probably won't be happy with me =P

 

[Zepherus14]

"But I am Irish? Give a fellow Irishman a hand Diablo!" I shout as I throw Diablo's remains at Eric, buying time to run to the pet store.