Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I take out my blender and start blending some fruit.
"Gonna make me a goddamn smoothie"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We must use bronergy only for friendship and awesomeness."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well at least my hand is back to normal... Hey Sig, can you make me one? Preferably with mangoes?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Who needs smoothies when you have drugs!?" I start tripping balls man.

 

[Saltarius]

"Guys, I think bluh bluh huge ***** might be taking an interest in our Bronergy wielding abilities."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I walk out with my new armour and rifle...

"so what do you think?"

I start shooting store windows...

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Don't use any words relating Vriska to describe Him."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I place a troll face mask over my helmet...

 

[Saltarius]

"Well at first they were used to describe Snowman from Act 3's Intermission, and two, it's a she. Remember when Xot fucked up and told us her gender?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I think they're made of cardboard Ryan." I burn his armor and weapon to a crisp with my new and improved swords.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"it's getting hard to keep track of all this shit."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Why..."

I then proceed to to scrape the carbon off of the metal and rearm the rifle...

"all you destroyed was the trollface..."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"WHHY OF COURSE ZOMBIE"
I raid a grocery, and come back with five mangoes. i chuck them in the blender.
"Orange juice+mangoe and lemon equals delicious," I mutter.
I hand Zombie his smoothie.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I shoot more store windows...

I mutter "thinks he can burn polymerized alloys"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I down the smoothie. "ANOTHER!" I throw the cup to the floor. I then address Ryan, by stabbing him with Ravens Razor which leeches his life away.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I cut Ryan in half. "Quiet you."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"MOAR SMOOTHIES"
I make another, and throw it at zombies mouth.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I respawn, with my gear

I begin building autoturrets for my fortress, and a dead magic field that covers the bases entire radius...

I control the autoturrets with an RTS control scheme on a hardened laptop, and set them to automatic...

I drag knife in, while hes unconscious...

 

[Saltarius]

I burst into the comic store, seeing the date on my watch. I find the fabled Batman #10 and crack it open and quietly read it. I then reach the last page.

"WHAT!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"What is it Salt?"