Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh Salt, you want me to magically enhance your gear? I did it for Zombie."

 

[Saltarius]

"Nah, our Bro energy might interfere. Or some shit like that."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Whats a scumbag?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Can you magically inhance my dynamite and my blander?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"OK then, offer still stands in future though."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I sit on the sofa. They can never know I hid the Bro-courage in Xot. If they did, we would wreck everything. I must keep it a secret. "Hey guys! Just to let you know, I hid the bro-courage in Xot. The true part lies in me." Fuck you. Me. God, fucking damn it.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Can you build me this armour and this rifle?"

Shows salt the schematics...

"also who's scumbag?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Dammit zombie! now we're all going to die"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yeah Zomb' I thought so. And sorry guys, because magic is harmful to use I can only use it for bros, stick around a bit and I'm sure I'll do it though."

 

[Saltarius]

"Damn it, it must have manifested in him after he took that beating so well. Wait... if we combine our Bronergy, we might be able to perform a Bromiracle, like...fuck I don't know, but let's try it anyway!"

I leap into a brofist with Paddy and Zombie.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I take cover...
I then begin sprinting all the way back to my fortress to build my armour...

OOC: Seriously though who's scumbag

 

[Sigma Castell]

"nooooooooo......"
I melt from the brotrosity

 

[MinimanZombie]

My fist turns gold. "Oh Yay- I can't move it. It turns our fists.... INTO SOLID FUCKING GOLD!? BULLSHIT!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Aw for fuck's sake!" I magic my hands back to normal.

 

[RaNDM G]

heh heh heh

 

[Saltarius]

"Shit. It turned my fist into the Infinity Gauntlet. Without the gems."

OOC: Scumbag is the force of douchiness that pervades the universe and tempts people with it's assholish ways. Broness is the force of awesomeness that builds bonds and tempts dudes to be totally sweet bros (and hella jeffs).

 

[Sigma Castell]

I sigh.
[i/]I wish i had solid gold brofists...[/i]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"hey RaNDM... Whatdya think of my fortress?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No you don't." I reverse the gold on Salt and Zombie.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, that was...interesting."

I begin to ponder how we can apply Bronergy for proper use to power a mecha or some sort of giant robot.