Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"This smoothie is looking delicious."
I eat a spare mango while waiting.

 

[Corn God]

I float up to Salt and Knife.
"What are you foolish mortals babbling about?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Aaaaw yea, delish as hell yo."
I slice in some turmeric, attach the lid and switch it onto full power.
Somewhere deep beneath our feet, a cosmic power rumbles.

 

[Saltarius]

I ignore the corn god.

"I mean roses are kind of stereotypical. I remember carnations actually looked pretty nice. And they don't have that whole thorn removal bullshit going on."

 

[Corn God]

I poke the Knife human with my baseball bat.

 

[Sigma Castell]

There is silence for a few moments.
Then suddenly.
450,000 litres of demon-infused smoothie pours into the office Sis is in. The tube cracks, and the smoothie spryas out all over Salt and knife.

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa punches Sig and Zombie in the dick.

A lot.

 

[Knife-28]

"Cricket's better." Knife says to the Corn God, before him and Salt are covered in smoothie. "Well, this was unexpected."

 

[Saltarius]

"And these flowers are fucking ruined. Let's find another store. So uh...carnations or roses?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I dodge likeabaws.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I suggest orchids. Orchids are great."

 

[Saltarius]

"Noted."

 

[Sigma Castell]

The tube gets a blockage and explodes. Smoothie goes everywhere.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I continue eating the mango.

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa continues punching Sig and Zombie in the dick.

 

[Corn God]

I bash in the tulpas skull.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall on the Staff of Genderswapping and spontaneosly turn into a girl.
"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm a dream form shittiot."

 

[Saltarius]

"Any got a coin to flip? I'm torn between orchids and carnations."

 

[Corn God]

"What sorcery is this?"
Out of frustration, I smack the Knife human in the face with the bat.