Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Alright, scratching this minor altercation, I'm still going to do this shit."

 

[Knife-28]

Knife grabs the SoG out of Sigma's hands, then zaps Salt and Zombie., turning them back.

Then for good measure he zaps the Corn God with it as well, then snaps the staff.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Wait, shit. I don't even know where she is."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The Corn God, being a gender less being is unaffected.
"Well at least this is fixed. Yo Sigma, let's go on an adventure."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Knife, mind navigating me?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start making a ridiculously large amount of pancakes.

 

[Knife-28]

"Sure thing." Knife says, guiding Salt back to where Sister is.

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright. Just...Just a second."

I walk over to Sister.

"So...Sis."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Good christ."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look down at my chest.
"Aaaaawwww...Anyway yeah lets go adventuring!"
I grab Zombie, bring out my D&D Obsfucalrealityatron and send us into a campaign.
"TO ADVENTUUUUUUUUUUUUURE"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh fuck, a gelatinous cube!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Quick roll to dance!"
I get a Natural Fucking Twenty.
I start Techno Dancing with the Gelatinous cube.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I slice the dice in half. I then slice the cube in half.
"That was easy."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I glance at the dice.
"Aw man that was my lucky one."
I turn into a bagel and roll down the hill., springing the spike trap next to Zombie.
"Crap."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I get stabbed in various spots all over my body.
"Ow."
I respawn on the top of a volcano. I see a dragon flying around, so I phone Sigma.
"There's a massive flying lizard here. Could you like...bounce over?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"gimme a sec I'm ganking this n00b.
I gank the n00b use my teleport scroll, appearing next to Zombie.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I'm pushed to the side slightly, and I subsequently roll down the steep descend of the volcano.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Holy fuck Jack Black is in this episode of Mr. Show!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Would you like to ah...go out with me sometime?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I spot Sigma and Zombie lying down, faces buried in a pile of cocaine, with various D&D related objects scattered around them.
I attempt to offer them some delicious, and certainly not poisoned, pancakes.