Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"Ow."

Salt has just shot Xot in the face.

"Great. Someone comes back from the dead, and the one thing you do is shoot him in the face. That's really smart."

 

[Saltarius]

"What. No I mean, what. The fuck are you alive? We shot your corpse into space ."

OOC: We're linked in the Mall Fight TV Tropes page. No examples involving us are in though...

 

[RaNDM G]

"Well I'm not the spitting image of health here."

Xot steps aside. The bullet, which should have smashed Xot's face in, has instead hit a neon sign, which falls and crashes on Knife as he puts on a new pair of jeans.

heh heh i didn't even have anything to do with that

"Did you hear something?"

Spoiler: OOC

OOC: We're linked in the Mall Fight TV Tropes page. No examples involving us are in though...

We're not part of the "canon" Mall Fight universe. Give it time.

 

[Knife-28]

"Ow! Sonuvabitch!" I cry as I dive via neon sign crushment. I respawn, walk over to Salt and snatch the gun out of his hands. "No. More. Shooting. Allys. Ok?"

 

[Saltarius]

?Hey. Woah. This fucker tried to strangle me with my suit and stab me with my sword, so shut up. And how the hell did you make it back? Did the Romulans find you or some shit?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"The fuck is a Romulan?"

i dunno

"... Seriously. Who is that?"

 

[Saltarius]

?They're a race from Star Trek, it's ironic because we sent you out like Spock in Star Trek 2 and...?

Without warning I fire all my crossbow bolts and revolver rounds into the air before sending out an Optic Blast.

?Where is that giggling bastard? And I reiterate, how the fuck are you alive??

 

[RaNDM G]

"You shot a bullet through my face. I am seemingly unharmed. You can figure this out."

 

[Knife-28]

"Your a zombie ghost arn't you." I say to Xot.

 

[RaNDM G]

 

[Knife-28]

"Is that a yes, or a no?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Uh..."

the fucking idiot doesn't even know he's dead!

"Hey! Shut up!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yo guys whats happenin'?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Not much."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yo Sam, chill. I told you he'd be back. Although I thought there'd be an explanation."

 

[Saltarius]

"Mushi-shi did it. There."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Seems legit."

 

[Knife-28]

"So you...arn't a zombie ghost Xot?"

"One chin tap for yes, two for no."

 

[Saltarius]

"How can she hug you if you're a ghost? Can you selectively choose what you pass through like Danny Phantom or some shit?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Man don't bring that up, I was too poor for Cartoon Network and then they stopped running Fairly Odd Parents on the channels I did have."