Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"I...never knew. Forgive me for my ignorance."

I totally bro-hug Paddy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

The bro hug cleanses the G-Team of their sins.

 

[Saltarius]

"So...Xot, you're not still mad about the whole beating-the-shit outta you thing right? We cool, right?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"trolololololololol"

"hey guys, whos that?"

"trololololololol"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I knew he'd come back. I told you he'd respawn! Or at least, he kind of did. RR told me he'd be back. Anyway, how are you here dude? What happened when you died?"

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor com walks up to Miniman.
"Alright, what did I miss?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We killed Xot but he came back, we killed Fluthlu, got a couple new guys, mall's going somewhere and Xot's boss is pissed as all hell. Would you like some drugs?"

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com looks at Paddy.
"Yeah, no thanks. I don't do drugs. Don't really see why other people do drugs, either, I find them uninteresting."
He drinks some coffee.
"So, you guys mind if I fix up the mall? How did the G-man thing pan out?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Lulz insue"

"stay away from my fort, you'll be shot"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"All the more for me then." I light up a crack pipe. "And feel free, Salt busted a hole in the roof. And G-man is Xot. Who we killed and shot into space. And who is now over there."

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com nods, and fixes up the entire mall.
He walks up to his Golf Cart of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM and drives up to Paddy.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"so its fixed again"

I begin shooting out the lights in the corridor around my base...

"anyone seen sig, I gotta laugh at her"

 

[Saltarius]

"Never expect any less than the impossible in the mall."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Nice ride."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Whos Xot anyway?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"He put us in here and ran the mall. At least he did before the G-Team killed him."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Wait hes the one who put us in the mall?"
"Who's controlling it now?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I literally just said that." I don some shutter shades and recline in a deck chair while blasting hip hop from my boombox and smoking crack.

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com nodded, "Made it myself."
The golfing cart of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM is a normal golfing cart, but surrounded by metal sheets. On it are makeshift cannons, using homemade gunpowder and PVC pipe, filled with Knives.
The outside is covered in jacks, all pointy side out. The roof has fire on it, fueled by gasoline. Around the entire thing is a layer of barbed wire.
"Can I control the mall?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Xot's boss is running this shit now." I blow a puff of smoke.