Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

I look for a vent and start fuelling hallucinogens into it...

"PROSTITUTE ATTACK!!!!!!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Nice try Ryans. I'm already constantly high and wearing a gas mask anyway, and Zombie and Salt have filters in their suits. Hey where's Sigma?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"exaclty wheres sigma?"

"I gotta laugh at her"

"Anyway corns gonna be affected"

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com activates the fan in his car, keeping the gas from his Golf Cart of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
"Honestly?"
He fires one of his cannons at Ryan, causing it to launch 20 knives at him, along with a plush of Knife-28

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Ryan takes cover

"Not bad, but seriously we gotta laugh at sig...."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I detect a note of transphobia in all your statements. I won't have that." I shoot Ryans in the head with my souped up sniper rifle. His skull detonates.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I respawn

"transphobia?"

you mean because sigs a chick, and naked?

 

[Saltarius]

I then dispense my tear bucket, mockingly telling him to fill it. *****.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I won't have any mockery of anyone's body in this mall."

 

[Saltarius]

"We will have praise of my body however. Extensive amounts of it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm surprisingly ok with this."

 

[Saltarius]

"Woah man, we can't let bromance get in the way of our true goal. Whatever the fuck our true goal is."

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com runs up to Ryan, pulls out his makeshift Hand Cannon. He fills it with forks, and shoots at Ryan.
Ryan feels a fork fly into his eye, piercing it, and driving it to his skull.
Doctor Com then follows this up by knocking Salt upside the head with a sledgehammer.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I accept this fact, we must not be distracted from our goal! Apart from everything that's just happened."

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude, the fuck are you doing? You realize there is one of you and three of the G-Team, right?"

I twist Com's neck and snap it.

"Anyways Paddy, depending on the time of day, I go either way, but we've got to figure out who the fuck Giggles is. And why Xot is here."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I respawn

"woah"

"Comeon, its hilarious"

I start running back to my base, yelling at knife to join me...

"i'l continue talking from the PA system."

Fires a couple of shots at corn...

 

[Paddy the Second]

"100% certified queer right here bro. And Xot was probably sent back because giggles wanted someone to keep a handle on our shenanigans."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"wanna join the b-team corn? knife and sig are welcome to join too..."

 

[Saltarius]

"No Ryan, this is hilarious ."

I boost after Ryan and grab him, before pulling a Bane and breaking his back in two.

"Maybe if you ask nicely I'll make you a wheelchair. Sig is our new protege and I'll not tolerate your shit on his new...condition."

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com respawns inside the Doom Van, looks at Salt from the Bulletproof window he stole from a limozine.
"Well, I just find that annoying. Now, whats your goal, exactly?"
The bullets fail to break through the Golf Cart of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.