Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"That thinking out loud was meant to inspire one of you to offer a suggestion."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Just drink some of my lemonade."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"It's simple, Salt. Just ignore all emotions other than rage."

 

[Saltarius]

"...What's that supposed to mean?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Just drink my lemonade Salt. Tell me what you think."

 

[Saltarius]

"How should I know it isn't piss?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, that would be apple juice, and Tox would tell you. It's just normal home made lemonade."

 

[Saltarius]

I cautiously sip the lemonade.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yep. Lemons, sugar, [small]hallucinogenic drugs[/small], the list goes on."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"For the record, Salt, if you ever complain about me doing something insane again, I will direct you to this moment."

 

[Saltarius]

I see nothing.

Because I'm blind, you dumb shits.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Actually, hallucinogens like LSD do have an effect on blind people who didn't lose their sight in the first few years of their life. [http://mindhacks.com/2009/11/18/do-blind-people-hallucinate-on-lsd/]

So, in actual fact, you do see stuff.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I get off the plane and scooch over to Salt.
"Don't you understand Salt? You went insane five years ago. At the moment, you're in a Mental Asylum, hallucinating about some Mall flying through space. So what does it matter if you go a little bit ore crazyyyyyyyyyyy"
My head splits open into a watermelon.

 

[Saltarius]

"..THEN I'LL JUST CLOSE MY EYES!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"But why?"

"Because... that's what we do?"

"When was the last time you met a good warlock?"

"..THEN I'LL JUST CLOSE MY EYES!"

Spoiler: You close your eyes.

 

[Knife-28]

[HEADING=2]Meanwhile...[/HEADING]
"And since when are there cops in The Mall?" I ask.

"It's a big place, they could've been hiding anywhere." Knife replies.


Knife crashes the Dodge Monaco through the front of the JC Penney's and into the group. "Well, we're here."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Hello."

"Hi."

 

[Knife-28]

"G'day RaN, Sister." Knife says, changing back into his normal attire behind a conveniently censoring bush.
"Sis, RaN." I say, nodding to the two as I step out of the car and lean on the hood.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I turn to look at the Knifes.
"Wait, I thought you were here this whole time."

 

[Knife-28]

"Trilby, as much as you must miss me, we've been gone a little while." Knife says, shrugging on his normal jacket and emerging from behind the bush.

"Yea, it's only been what, 30, 40 minutes tops?" I add.