Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"So don't you want to break out of the mold? Be better than any other warlock that came before you?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I grin at Salt, my eyes flashing rainbow colors.

 

[RaNDM G]

"So don't you want to break out of the mold? Be better than any other warlock that came before you?"

"... No?"

"Why mess with a good thing, lad?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well now's your chance to make history! To be remembered forever by all those who come after you!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Huh. Guess I just didn't notice you leave." I shrug.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I slide along the ground and disperse into several rivers of ice cream.

 

[Sigma Castell]

The rivers of ice cream begin bubbling and spitting. A grotesque form beings to rise from the now-sizzling river. Slowly, Baby Mitt Romney raises his head.
[img/]http://www.conservativedailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Mitt-Romney-2756.jpg[/img]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Tox, nothing can stop Sigma when he starts breaking the fabric of reality."
I punt Romney.

 

[Sigma Castell]

Baby Mitt Romney explodes in a cloud of tiny, winged Trilbys, who immediately start flying around Tox's head.

 

[Saltarius]

"Jesus fuck somebody detox me. Oh Christ. GODDAMIT NOW I APPRECIATE BEING BLIND EVEN MORE SOMEBODY MAKE THIS LSD INDUCED NIGHTMARE STOP!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I dump the rest of the lemonade down Salts throat.

 

[Saltarius]

I drown in the spiked lemonade, respawning in an abandoned pet store.

"Oh sweet, sweet blackness, you have returned."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I fill the pet store with hallucinogenic gasses.

 

[Saltarius]

"NO FUCK THIS I AM NOT DOING THAT AGAIN."

I run through the window, slitting my throat with one of the glass shards.

 

[Sigma Castell]

The Trilby-flies converge into a massive swarm, and with a blinding flash, turn into a morbidly obese Sister with a veritable forest of armpit hair and...[i/]things[/i]...growing in the flabby rolls of her stomach.

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn piggybacking on Tox.

"Just take me away from them."

 

[Saltarius]

"DUDE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, JUST GET ME AWAY FROM THESE ASSHOLES FOR LIKE TWO HOURS. I CAN HANDLE ISOLATION."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I give Salt a glass of lemonade.
"Here, have some apple juice."

 

[Saltarius]

"No drinks."

 

[Saltarius]

"Y'know what? Fuck it."

I crawl into the ventilation shaft and close the grate behind me.