Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"I'mma reverse him as soon as I find him."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I shoot myself in the head, respawn and walk back into my base...

"Comeon"

"Sig, corn, knife, comeon..."

"why reverse her, she brought it on herself..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Our goal is to...defend the innocent or some shit like that. We're probably going to be convicted for a crime we didn't commit, escape a maximum security prison and live in the San Diego underground as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if you can't get anyone else to help, and if you can find us...you can call on...the G-Team."

A explosion full of nostalgia occurs behind me and Paddy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Man this is fucking awesome. And I'm going to change Sig back because I'm a nice person."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"trololol?"

"Staffs destroyed..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"***** please, you think I need that stick to do some basic magic?"

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com watches the nostalgia commercial.
"Well. That's new. I'll follow you."
He aims his cannon at Ryan again, and fires another 20 knives into him, killing him.
"So, whats the deal with this 'sig' person?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Eduard Khil is dead. I'll not have you mocking his memory."

I draw my blade and cut off Ryan's hands.

"Keep it up. See where it gets you. Xot was helpful and you saw what I did to him. Or you can just ask."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"probably, he did..."

"sig got turned into a chick"

I walk into my bases autodefences and set them on wild....

I respawn...

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com fires his homemade cannon at Ryans again, impaling him with 20 more knives.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh, Sigma joined us a short time ago. Due to a mishap he had his sex changed and the staff that did it was destroyed by Ryan."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"he tried it on me first so he got what he deserved..."

I bleed out and respawn...

 

[Saltarius]

"Anyways, I believe we need to think of a way to completely negate Giggles. Something joke-y. Something killing. A killing joke if you will. Hmm...."

My eye wanders to the comic shop as I spy a familiar comic by Alan Moore.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"no not the killing joke, too bent..."

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com raised his eyebrow.
"If they really wanted to fuck with his head, they should have made him have parts of both genders."
He impales Ryan some more with his cannon. Ryan now has 20 knives stabbed through him.
"So, what can I do?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I recommend you fix the multiple holes that lead into space that I made a while back."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Just keep doing whatever you're doing. I can easily switch Sig back, and there's not really much else to do 'til we get we're going."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

bleed out, respawn

snipes corn, heads back to base...

snickers "headshot"

watches x-files...

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com watches as the bullet from Ryan hits the iron armor of the closed golf cart.
He drives off, and reaches the holes through space, and pulled out a needle and thread, and began to sow the fabric of time and space together.

 

[Saltarius]

"This is why I build machines instead. Because fuck if I know. Oh Xot, by the way, if you're needing a body I can just whip up a robot that looks just like you. And has death swords and shit."