Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"And I am the horseman of delicious."
I throw a smoothie at Paddy.
"Cut that shit out in mah bar. Do it in the box."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That's like saying you can smoke infinite weed." I say.
"Everyone here can do it, is what I'm saying. We all do it."
I think for a moment.
"Well, we don't have doom powers. But... what is a doom power? Just 'point and make things dead'?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck it, I can't remember anyone who actually is an 'of Doom' in HS anyways, so I'm spitballing what the hell I can do."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I can smoke infinite weed." I put the box on my head.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sollux Captor is Mage of Doom. That's how he knows they're going to die and such."

 

[RaNDM G]

Sollux is Mage of Doom.

Also, you guys totally can't pick your classes. They will be assigned.

Also, STOP JUMPING AHEAD WITH PLOT STUFF GUYS FUCK!

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Thank you."
I give Paddy a medal for public service.
"When the hell is Xot going to get this bloody pilot?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X wakes up and begins to smoke Hash and eat Doritos in Knife's safe house


OOC: my power shall be PLOT HOLES mwahahahahahaha! JK

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I want to be Sylph of something!" I jump up and down in rage.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Double fuck. Granted, he never reached God Tier but now that makes me depressed into thinking that I'll just mope the fuck out, seeing people die like that one movie."

OOC: I'm accidentally spoiling the story, which hasn't even gotten that far yet. That takes skill people.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X continues to smoke Hash and eat Doritos but is now also watching Venture Brothers in Knife's Safehouse

 

[Saltarius]

"Right, well we need to figure out which movie we're going to copy when we deal with Knife. I was thinking Arkham City, not a movie I know, but I'll be like, 'I stop you, you break out, people die.' And then one of you guys shoots him and I'm like, 'After all you've done to us, I would have saved you.' I'm open though."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I vault over the counter and steal Paddys box. Placing it on my head, I asume The Pose.

 

[Sigma Castell]

OOC: Salt, what are you talking about. plz explain.

 

[Saltarius]

OOC: Knife fucked with the Midnight Crew. We intend to show him the error of his ways in dramatic fashion.

"Sig, get Seamus off your head."

 

[Sigma Castell]

OOC: got it. how do i insert youtube clips, by the way?

 

[Sigma Castell]

"'kay"
I put Seamus back on a stool and make him a smoothie.

 

[Saltarius]

OOC: EXPLAINING THINGS WHY

 

[Paddy the Second]

(([*youtube={url after =v}*]))

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: Venture Brothers... Space Magic