Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

OOC:OH GOD IM SO SORRYthanks paddy

 

[Saltarius]

Seamus accepts the smoothie and chills.

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OOC: Pretend there's a smoothie.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"So seamus, what brings you to my humble bar?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Nothing much man. Heard there's damn fine smoothies. They sure weren't lying."

OOC: Forgive me.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"You flatter me. How's your brother?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: WTF... Aqua teen hunger force?

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh Dirk, man he's cool. Heard he's got an awesome friend who happens to be the biggest mob boss on this hellhole. Nice to have conenctions, y'know?"

OOC:Ya think?

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: I prefer NTSF SUV SD... whatever it's called... watched it last night for the first time last night and laughed so hard I got a nose bleed

 

[Paddy the Second]

((I'm actually watching Tim & Eric right now. It really shouldn't be this funny.))

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: forgot about tim and eric... It's so bad it's hilarious at times

 

[Paddy the Second]

((That's kinda the whole point, we should probably actually post.))

"So what are we actually doing Salt?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: you think I don't know that... Space Magic

X continues to smoke hash, eat doritos, and watch venture brothers in Knife's safehouse

 

[Paddy the Second]

I drop some acid and hallucinate everything is anime.

 

[Saltarius]

OOC: Actually we're waiting for Knife to get back on, plotwise...

"We're waiting for that ***** Rebas to make his way to Knife's HQ. Planted a tracking card on him. I suggest we regain our status further, whether as kings of drug dealing or out and out assassinations."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: Wait everything isn't anime already? That must explain why japan is weird by comparison to everywhere else on Earth...

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Drug dealing ruins lives. Lets stick to assassinating people."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: or you could do neither...

Captcha: Silver bullet ... Touche sir Touche

 

[MinimanZombie]

I walk around the city. There really isn't anything to do, considering my mansion was destroyed. I push a bystander in front of a bus. "...It just isn't the same anymore." I lie, as I burst out laughing. I throw a Molotov into a liquor store. I didn't like this city anyway.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: why are you guys mass murderers?

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Because, I'm fucking insane at this point in time.]
I steal an ice cream off a child, and squash it into their face. I then move a dumpster in front of a train track.