Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: youre all insane at this point in time then...?
X watches in horror at the shit going on outside the safehouse

 

[Saltarius]

I fire a few rounds from a Tommy gun into the sky in a park square.

"People of Gashog 2, good evening. You may have heard a group of individuals has single-handedly destroyed the mob on Gashog 2, that they are heroes to be praised and used as examples. I say, that is complete bullshit."

"What we really are, are people who always wanted more than our shitty lives on earth gave us, and when we saw the pansies you allowed yourselves to be bullied by, we swooped in and took it for ourselves. Make no mistake, we are not outright malicous. What we are...is humanity's true desire personified. We are no different than any of you deep down. However, the major difference is, I have a gun, and you're all not wearing anything resistant to bullets."

I open fire on the crowds, specifically aiming to create a four quadrant symbol. The heart, diamond, club, and spade.

 

[Sigma Castell]

OOC: Hey, I'm making smoothies and talking to Seamus.
I dance like a boss

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X continues to watch these things in horror from the safehouse

 

[Paddy the Second]

I set off bombs that release vast clouds of hallucinogenic gas.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X puts on her TF2 class SPI gas mask and sets it to midnight gangster

 

[Saltarius]

I then grab the nearest horse and ride it, scaring the shit out of people like Scarecrow at the end of Batman Begins.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I watch salt.
"Salt why are you killing innocent people? I thought zombie was the mad one"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We're all mad here."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I point at Paddy.
"I swear to god if you start bringing the Mad Hatter into this.."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X attaches her gas mask to a hooka pipe and smokes opium through it and continues to watch venture brothers

 

[Saltarius]

"Do you recall the Mock Turtle's song? Will you, won't you, will you, won't you..."

OOC: If you know what I'm referencing you ascend the normal level of awesome.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm too high to reference literature right now."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: I don't know, therefore Aliens.

 

[Saltarius]

"Do you think Xot cares anymore about our morally ambigous activities? That takes like 68% of the fun out of it for me."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Opium continues to be smoked

 

[Sigma Castell]

Sigam falls asleep at the bar.
(Night guys)

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: night

 

[Knife-28]

Rebas knows better than to head straight back to the hideout, and, funnly enough is one of the people in the crowd Salt guns down.

Knife and Efink meanwhile watch the chaos from the nearby rooftops. "Ugh, I wish I could say I haven't seen any thing like this, but I'd be lieing." Efink says, looking through a pair of binoculars.

 

[Saltarius]

I notice the glint off the binoculars in the distance, and respond by whipping out my own pair. I see two figures, one unknown, but the other is clearly Knife. I head into the van and rush towards the building, driving the van through the walls. Any and all security ignores me, or is killed with a prompt gunshot. Finally I reach the roof with Knife and Efink.

"I just detest a man afraid to go home in the dark. Now then, if you don't mind."

I pull my revolver and blow Efink off the roof to his death. I draw my katana and beckon Knife to a mano-a-mano duel.

SALTARIUS-REPEATING REVOLVER-3 ROUNDS