Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"Salt, look at yourself, look at what you've become, what you've done to this town, look, look behind you!" I cry out, Salt turning just in time for Efinks fist to meet his face, knocking Salt flat on his ask. "Nice revolver, mines bigger." He says, drawing a MTs-255 from his jacket, and pointing it at Salt.
X leaves the safehouse with her TF2 class SPI gas mask still on and closes the door behind her
"What I've become? You really don't understand me, do you? I've always been this, it's just now I have the vehicle to excercise my will, the mall. Much as I knock it, I wouldn't be here without it. Funny thing Efink, y'know what thermite does? Blows up. Like fireworks. Which, if it didn't happen already, should happen in 3...2...1."
The thermite charge finally blows, burning Efink from the inside out and killing him. I grab his MTS and point it at Knife.
"Now then, as I was saying, you do not fuck with the Midnight Crew."
I unload every damn bulelt in the gun at Knife, sending him over the edge and into the street below, his corpse crashing onto a parked car.
"Take note citizens, of what happens to those who meddle in the Midnight Crew's affairs."
I flick my spade card, which flutters downward, landing on Knife's bloodied chest.
The thermite charge finally blows, burning Efink from the inside out and killing him. I grab his MTS and point it at Knife.
"Now then, as I was saying, you do not fuck with the Midnight Crew."
I unload every damn bulelt in the gun at Knife, sending him over the edge and into the street below, his corpse crashing onto a parked car.
"Take note citizens, of what happens to those who meddle in the Midnight Crew's affairs."
I flick my spade card, which flutters downward, landing on Knife's bloodied chest.
"Oh X, how nice of you to join me. Nice little butterknife you got there. Need I remind you of my suit of armor? Hard to backstab a man in this. Now then, think it's time you took a little drop."
I stab her and proceed to grapple her, before tossing her over the edge, crashing onto Knife's corpse.
"Either you are way too persistent, you respawn too, or you're just plain cheating. How much does it take to kill a man these days? Just give it up. You kill me, I respawn. You imprison me, I break out. There isn't any way you can stop me."
I stab her and proceed to grapple her, before tossing her over the edge, crashing onto Knife's corpse.
"Either you are way too persistent, you respawn too, or you're just plain cheating. How much does it take to kill a man these days? Just give it up. You kill me, I respawn. You imprison me, I break out. There isn't any way you can stop me."
I throw a lump of ecstasy at Efink.
"TAKE THAT, YA BASTARD!" I say in my best Sean Connery voice.
"TAKE THAT, YA BASTARD!" I say in my best Sean Connery voice.
"God, another one of you white knight 'heroes'. Always think the moral way is the best way. God you make me want to puke. I mean, what made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that I bet. Something like that...happened to me you know. I'm not really sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way...sometimes another. If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! The point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it, why can't you? I mean you're not unintelligent, you must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we've come close to WWIII over a flock of geese, on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed it's war department creditors. Telegraph poles! It's all a joke! Everything anybody's ever valued or struggled for, it's all a monstrous demented gag. So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?"
"No, I'm 'a white knight hero' because I have travelled to far, and seen to many universes screwed over by the likes of people like you." Efink gestures around, "I just want to bring a little light to this cold demented reality wherever I can. I've been trying to clear the gang presence on this station for years, then you come along and do it practically overnight for which I thank you. Now, after I get rid of you, and now, your all that's standing between this station and a brief fucking glimmer of hope." Efink sighs, and draws a dubstep gun from within his jacket. "And for the record, I already beat The Jokers scrawny ass, twice, so you may want to quote someone else."
Capatcha: Strike three
Capatcha: Strike three
"Oh, you picked up on my weakness? Clever, clever. Did you ever heard of a little invention called earplugs? I made these a while back. Good thing I kept them."
I insert my wax earplugs and draw my katana. I rush at Efink with his now useless gun and cut that mofo up.
"I aim to create a world where strength defines who rules. And people like you, don't have a chance in my kind of world. Come on Trilby, we're done here."
I insert my wax earplugs and draw my katana. I rush at Efink with his now useless gun and cut that mofo up.
"I aim to create a world where strength defines who rules. And people like you, don't have a chance in my kind of world. Come on Trilby, we're done here."